reuby

H3 PE :(

2010-01-25T23:25:00.002+08:00

Hello my dear readers!!

My body is aching like crap now....

I believe i'm close to total paralysis (waist down + arms)...

Damn that H3 PE:

That old man with the short-tongue (whatever his name is) made us run like mad dogs around the lovely hall for like 20 plus times. I actually was fashionably late for H3 PE and Mr Shi was staring at me when i pretended to run into the hall :) I said sorry ok!!!

After the pointless run, we were further divided into sub-groups, depending on the severity of your failure... And obviously, i was in the most severe group - failed quite gloriously in 2.4km, pull-ups and sit-ups!!! Pls don't comment/criticize my inability to do sit-ups, cuz u know... fat people can do it better than me.... :( Remember: I'm anatomically actually not that viable! Anyhow, stupid Tits (aka. Timothy Tee) was in my group and was so hell-bent on running instead of doing pull-ups (cuz he could actually do them!) Anyway, i still loved the company ;)

BIGGEST LOSERS got assigned to Mr Shi [i have decided to rename him Shi-Wolf (like the Shakira song) cuz he's kinda bestial?] then he forced the guys to practice pull-ups.... Damn i was not happy cuz me and that metal pole have absolutely no affinity with each other!!! But guess what?? I could hang with my chin above the bar for 10 seconds!!! Only provided i jump and hang on the MEDIUM height bar (my fierce tallness enables me to touch the bar when i stretch my slender hands upwards!) Shi-Wolf commended my great hanging skills and put me (of all ppl) in charge of seeing through the completion of 5 sets of hanging! Naturally, i dismissed everyone and gave them all As for effort!!

Well just when we thought all was said and done, Shi-Wolf then so kindly asked us to run 3 times around that darn 400m track without stopping... Actually i didn't really complain (much), considering I SURVIVED YEN YEN BOOTCAMP (something like I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAMESHOW, but more strenuous!!)

ZZZ...

My poor body is screaming for TLC now!!!

Shall go have beauty sleep now....

Crap, i have so many readings to catch up on..............

Totally dreading Yen Yen Bootcamp tmr.... We'll be doing every possible verb in the dictionary!!! Cross your fingers for my dear life!!!

XOXO
Reuby :)

12 Days of Ris-Mas!!!!

2010-01-11T23:13:00.002+08:00

OMGGGG!!! YOU MUST WATCH THIS!!!!

This shiz is SUPER VIRAL!!! EPIC BOOMZ!!!

12 months probation
11 day safari
10 ads from sponsorers
9 english lessons
8 khaki jins
7 credit cards from
6 different people
5 leopard preens
4-giveness
3-piece bigini
2 polar disorder
1 diploma in hospitiality!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

XOXO
Reuby :)

JC2 TMR!!

2010-01-10T23:02:00.002+08:00

OMG!!!

I seriously CAN believe tmr marks the start of JC2!!!

Damn, i have worked sooooo hard (or not!) for the past 11 years to get to where i am now!!!

I'm soooooooooooo not ready for J2.....

I only just completed my Math Project on TOTO (how lame...) that is due TMR - 5 mark penalty for everyday late!! So that was the only piece of mandatory work due Monday, which is TMR!

As for the MOUNTAINOUS heap of remaining homework (mainly BIO), i will do as and when i like - that is, within next week!!!

Looking back...

The holidays have been 50% constructive and 50% aimless!!! And that's like the best efficiency record over the past 11 years!! :)

Basically my holidays only effectively began when i returned from OCIP - 21 December 2009!!

As a direct result, i had only 3 weeks to get my act together before the start of the new school year!!! And those 3 weeks were spent watching online TV, recovering from 'china cough' and sleeping 12 hours a day!!!

I just realised i have yet to draft out some new year resolutions...

I'm kinda lazy to do it now...

Shall think of them in the coming days!!

Keep y'all posted!!

Anyway good luck to the ppl getting back their O-Level results tmr, especially VS Choir juniors!!! Can't believe it was barely a year ago that i was in that very position... Besides, i was sick on that fateful day so memory is kinda blurry!!

Stay FIERCE!

XOXO
Reuby :)

H3... 2...1.... BOOMZ!

2010-01-04T23:40:00.003+08:00

OMG this post is gonna be soooooooo random.

This post is the product of being extremely vexed about this lame-ass yet kinda important 500-word essay that i have to write about what i read about: 1. my research interest 2. the development of geographic thought. The worst part is that i have to hand it in tmr!

As few of you know, i have to complete this hell-of-a-task simply because me, Reuben Su, took on a huge undertaking by applying to do H3 Geography.

Okay, by this time you must be like, "SAY WHAT?!?!" You'll just have to read on.........

And so i am shit stuck trying to think about what i have read... Oh it just dawned on me that i haven't read anything!

Wow, how great is that?

Note to self: Don't panic! Things will get better somehow, as always!

And so i attempted reading a blogpost that Mr Josef Tan soooooo 'kindly' let us reference. And it is damn bloody chim. As in, not sooooo chim but the use of so much technical terms like all those 'isms' and quoting weird and deceased geographers - All of it kinda put me off!

But i always manage to find something that amuses me out of practically everything!

It turns out that the pioneer of modern geographic thought was none other than the father of evolutionary biology, Charles Darwin. It was the idea of Darwinism that sent everyone into instant belief that physical environment, rather than social conditions, determined culture. The term for that was Environmental Determinism. Yeah, that was the mad mentality of 19th-century-ers! So tacky and sad but soooo true....

OMG then i had a brainwave!

“I have to be the next Charles Darwin!”

Yeah, easier said than done.

I mean I sure do GCE A Level Biology and Geography.... I mean like he would totally do it if were reincarnated as a 17 year-old Singaporean student (who might be me... you'll never know). But yet again, I am not vibing with the crazy ass 19^th century shtick about environmental whatever because as we all know that social and environmental conditions both play a major role in determining culture, like duh!

Anyhow, I think my dream of being this century’s next big thing will go up in smoke (it already is at this moment), since there’s so much brilliance and fierce smartness out there trying to beat my bony ass/brain down. So uh-uh, I ain’t gonna be Charles. This is sooooo unfair, like duh! But whatever, I have better things to do, so SUCK IT BITCHES!

Urghh... Poor me.... But i will find the light eventually!

Anyway HAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR & MERRY XXX"MAS!!!

HAHA! :)

STAY FIERCE!!!!

SIGH

2009-07-12T00:41:00.004+08:00

OMIGOD!

The awful mid-years are finally OVER!!!

Now i can tell exams to SUCK IT!!!

Damn...
In retrospect, i feel that although i personally feel that i have put in my absolute best effort in every SINGLE paper that i did, i have an itching instinct that i will totally FLOP... like seriously! But whatever, if i unfortunately fail in my lame-ass quest to get at least all 'C's (selectively possible in every sense), i shall pull/drag/force with everyone else (excluding close friends, so essentially enemies or insignificant unknowns better watch out) down with moi! I know it's so epic-ly vicious of me to say such NASTY things, but dear-o-dear am i still pissed that i got totally robbed from accepting ANY speech day award!!!! Therefore, bombing others come second nature to my bitterness! It's just like Le Chatelier's Principle (LCP), any external stress (EG, being pissed, getting pissed on...) will cause a shift in direction of the equilibrium position so as as to reduce that change. And i have my ways of doing so! That totally justifies what i'm doing! Hoorah for Chemistry! Who knew such a revolting subject could help me do such amazing things... Only saying so for making feel better cuz i totally messed up the Chem paper... Really badly... Like 'S' or maybe 'F' or 'U' kind of badly! You should totally see my paper, it was like a freakin' warzone in there, i was nowhere close to being on top! (like i always am!) That's so major btw!

I'm living in denial right now... I just hope my invite to Speech Day got lost in the mail or Changda accidentally (or intentionally) threw it away!!! I know i didn't score enough A1s to be invited as VIP... but just give me some crazy-ass, make-belief award puh-leez!!!! EG, 'Biggest Joke Of '08', 'Most Hated Of '08'... Whatever they choose to shove me with, i'll take it gladly and with dignity (as always! :])!!! I'm so totally acting out right now... Blame it on Kathy Griffin, she's thought me so much more than school could potentially offer!!

Hmm... OHHH!!!
I shall now have my OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE (not really) on the issue/cafuffle over Michael Jackson's (MJ) brutal (solely for exaggeration purposes) and terribly sudden death! Here it goes:

It's so unimaginably sad that one of music's most beloved sons has passed on so early in his life. I send out my deepest heartfelt condolences to his family. Like totally and seriously!

But here comes the HOWEVER.

Don't you find it kinda' odd that ppl actually start caring and acting all shocked and all that when they heard the news of his death? I find that so FAKE! Just because he WAS famous doesn't mean that you have to begin grieving and crying ur eyes out. I know some ppl that are like that (not really, just hypothetically!) Anyway, i don't really like the songs he put out early on in his career (which totally ended like 20 years ago)! I think his unofficial title of 'King Of Pop' is rather questionable. His music is WEIRD. It ain't pop, it ain't r&b, it was SOMETHIN' ELSE (like what Marjorie Dawes would say to her fatties)! To some of you (with quite bad taste), his music was considered refreshing, but i ain't to me! I don't really dig old-school yah...

I love that the media gave him such quirky yet totally spot-on pseudo-name, WACKO JACKO. Indeed, he was a nut job. Like a real one. Like all 'geniuses', they would either succumb to an early death or suffer from schizophrenia or some awfully weird and off-putting socio-emotional disorder, or like in many cases, BOTH. Poor MJ had to be one of the many CHOSEN ONES... He goes around singing with his freakish baby voice, 'We are the world, we are the children...' and yet he secretly pinches a child's ass or two... That's so wrong. Oh and the thing about Neverland just creeps me out! That place is like paedophile haven... Just imagine little children possibly toddlers or infants who can't even WALK not even saying RUN away from such predators, play happily in some sick crazy-ass huge hundred over acre, debt-collecting dream land, without having any clue that some mad person would grope their behinds. MJ's so dirrrty!

MJ just swims in lies - In his 'Black or White' song, he preaches about racial harmony and equality, yet again he knocks on some fake-ass illegal plastic surgeons door to get some mass bleaching done. Those surgeries were totally botched. Look at the twilight/vampire-ish skin and that scary nose. Urghh. He was also apparently on over hundreds of drugs and pills! (EG oxycontin, slim 10, viagra, cialis, tic-tac...) So shady.

He also alledgedly slept with one of his former nanny (she's so UGLY with a capital U) and created life in the form of 2 children. Yes you heard me, children, his ultimate fetish. Can he even make love in the first place? I thought all that bleaching and pills would have totally messed up his reproductive machines... Maybe i was wrong.

With that all being said, i still kinda admire him to the slightest bit due to his untiring contributions to the music world (not necessarily my cup of tea) and having so many die-hard fans (like i dream of having)! I also feel so sorry for the thousands, maybe millions of fans that purchased tickets for his comeback tour that was scheduled for this month or next. I hope refunds will be coming your way soon! Fingers crossed for you guys!

So i guess thats all from moi.
Till next time a huge celeb dies! (not Katy Perry, Lady GaGa etc whom i love :])

XOXO,
Reuby (aka. the next BIG thing) :)

I know by the end of my 'official press release', i must have garnered a few (much) more haters! But whatever, i guess this is a case of 'what goes around comes around' as i totally believe in karma!

OMG! I have tell you guys about my latest obsession - HARPER'S ISLAND! It's soooo FAB!!! Although the season is coming to an end tmr on Channel 5 @ 11pm, you guys should totally YOUTUBE/TUDOU etc it check out this awesomeness!!! The suspense is like soooo FIERCE!!! The show almost made me cry when my favourite character - Chloe died.... It's amazing what a good TV series can do to you!

I also have new obsessions in the music department that i can't wait to share with you ppl!
The hottest new acts in my book are *cue drumroll!*....
1. V V Brown (Shark In The Water, Crying Blood)
2. Pixie Lott (Mama Do)
3. The Noisettes (Don't Upset the Rhythm)
4. Litle Boots (New In Town)
5. Marina & The Diamonds (I Am Not A Robot)
It's so odd that all of them originate from the lovely UK!!! I guess all the euro-trash music has sunk so deep! I especially LOVE V V Brown!! Love the hair, the style and the music! You should check out her latest single that is set to dominate UK charts, the fabulous song that is... SHARK IN THE WATER!! That bitch is FIERCE on this track!!! I can't wait to get my hands on her debut album which is to be dropped later this month!!! So gonna ship it over to Singapore!!! :]

Quote of the Month:

"After a childhood of buoyancy, GenMe is working harder to get less."
By Jean Twenge, an extract from VJC Mid-Year JC1 General Paper 2009

Such wise words... That brings me to my next point.
Her strong words have made me realise that LESS IS INDEED MORE!
Just think about that.
Moses and I are gonna create a theory/model about it soon.
So keep your eyes peeled yah!

XOXO
Reuby :)

I'M BACK!!

2009-06-18T21:43:00.004+08:00

OMIGOD!

Hey i'm terribly sorry for letting you lovely and patient ppl wait in grief and pain while stare at at my "OMG I JUST ENTERED VJC" post... Seriously, that post was kinda' lame. It was really one of my spur-of-the-moment moments. I think i was just too excited to surrender my JC virginity. HEHE :)

Personally, i can't believe that i happily dropped my blog in a grave and left it there for 4.5 months to find the light... Sounds soooo sad.

BUT... Aren't you all glad that i'm back??? :)

Random thought...
I feel inspired by TWITTER! You know, that website thingy where you can only post 140 words or less! I have an account... apparently! I set one up for fun and have never looked at it since! Was kinda' embarrassed cuz there was no one i could "FOLLOW"... Technical terms are such bitches. So if u wanna FOLLOW me on TWITTER, well... do so at your own risk yah!

I'm dying at home. I'm evolving into a holiday slave. I live day to day, taking in one thing at a time - like a homeless person living on less than US$1 per day.... I love drawing parallels! Studying should be a crime. It totally goes against all of my moral beliefs. MOE should be sued for child labour. But if i stop studying, i will end up on the streets... Nah, i don't want a pity party!

Lady GaGa should write me a song - Just Study!

Quote of the day ~
When a man makes an opinion, he's a man. When a woman makes an opinion, she's a bitch.

Hmm... when i make an opinion, i'm a bitch.

Go figure!

P.S.: I ain't a girl or a tranny!

XOXO
Reuby :)

VJC & BEYOND!!!

2009-02-01T21:24:00.006+08:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

IT'S OFFICIAL!
I'M GONNA BE A STUDENT OF VICTORIA JUNIOR COLLEGE TMR!!!

MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!

I shall make my grand entrance into the JC of my dreams tmr as i make the first step towards fabulosity and greatness!!!

I'm sooooooo excited about the ORIENTATION!!!! 5 whole days of pure FUN!!!

FYI...
My OG is... ILLUMUS!!!
My SUB-OG is... ILIKEA!!!

The OG names sound kinda trashy but what the heck, i'm sure i'll be having lots of fun and meeting truck loads of new fabulous ppl!!! I hope my OG leaders are really nice ppl!!!

I don't i'll be having much sleep tonight!!! :)

You know you love me,
X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

Random Facebook Trash!

2009-01-25T16:44:00.003+08:00

OKAY...

And so i got tagged by Kenneth Tay to do this lame quiz!!!

LOL!

Rules: once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 20 random things, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end choose 20 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you!

1. I would love to learn Spanish and be as proficient as Dora The Explorer!

2. When i grow up... i wanna be famous, i wanna be a star & i wanna be in movies - just like the Pussycat Dolls!!!

3. I still like Rachael Ray even though she persistently uses copious amounts of EVOO and dairy products and Linus thinks she resembles a botox barbie...!

4. I have decided against learning how to rollerblade after being totally traumatized looking at my classmates fall and almost fall at ECP...

5.My most frequently used conversation starters are - "OMG!", "HOLA!" and "OI!"... and it made me realize that i'm actually very rude!

6. I think Rihanna's so stupid that she can't even spell her name.

7. People think i'm cuckoo for wanting to do Biology and Geography for A Levels. And i think some of them secretly think i'm incapable of doing so...

8. I still sleep with soft toys even though i'm already 16!! And i'm shameless enough to admit it!

9. I would love to think that i'm a huge Katy Perry and Gossip Girl fan. But the truth is that i haven't even attended any of Katy's live gigs and have yet to purchase a copy of GG Season One DVD...

10. I think MacDonald's Cheeseburgers are actually kinda' delish!

11. I'm still have issues with my stupid 3 A2s i obtained for O Levels. I swear i'm gonna get over them once i enter VJC... if i can even get my ass in!

12. I NEVER did perm my hair!!!! It's au naturel okay!

13. I wanna be a Survivor contestant although others think i can't even last a day on the island...

14. Come to think of it... i've been watching Survivor since i was 8 years old! :)

15. I hate eating pineapples for the fear of it biting my tongue! And i also dislike durians cuz they taste like alcohol! (Hangover alert!) Oh, sashimi is absolutely gross too!

16. I once had a Pringles binge and felt so disgusted with myself after that!

17. I frequent Perez Hilton's blog and i dream of being dissed by him on Hollywood's Most Hated website!

18. My newest favourite phrase is "next level" - i learnt of it from Katy Perry's blog!

19. I prefer english songs to chinese ones. Trust me, you wouldn't want Jay Chou to be on heavy rotation on your iPod - your IQ would be in the negatives after the continuous chanting of senseless gibberish!

20. I read magazines, not books - just like Victoria Beckham!

I actually had fun doing this!!!

Anyway, i got mildly frustrated SMS-ing 4A ppl just now about our Reunion Dinner!!!!
OKAY...
And so if the message(s) was/were confusing, here's the FINAL CONFIRMED DETAILS:

Where: HEI SUSHI (Downtown East Outlet)(HALAL!)
When: 29th January (This Thursday!), 2.30pm at PASIR RIS MRT
High Tea/ Dinner Buffet stretches from 3-6pm!
Cost: ~ $15

So SMS or CALL me to confirm your attendance ASAP, latest by tmr morning!!!!

HAVE A BANGALICIOUS CNY EVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Brought to you by Bangable Pte Ltd's new next level fashion line - BANGS & WEAVES (B&W)!

You know you love me,
X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

Dream

2009-01-23T21:06:00.006+08:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
This song is the most precious song i have ever ever ever heard! I happened to catch Bride Wars just now and this song was featured in the OST! It almost brought me to tears when i searched the song on youtube... it's sooooo pure and innocent!!

Priscilla Ahn - Dream

I was a little girl alone in my little world
Who dreamed of a little home for me
I played pretend between the trees
And fed my houseguests bark and leaves
And laughed in my pretty bed of green

I had a dream
That I could fly from the highest swing
I had a dream

Long walks in the dark
Through woods grown behind the park
I asked God who I'm supposed to be
The stars smiled down at me
God answered in silent reverie
I said a prayer and fell asleep

I had a dream
That I could fly from the highest tree
I had a dream

(8x)
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

Now I'm old and feeling grey
I don't know what's left to say
About this life I'm willing to leave
I lived it full and I lived it well
As many tales I lived to tell

I'm ready now, I'm ready now, I'm ready now
To fly from the highest swing

I had a dream

Priscilla Ahn is the best! :]

Feet are SOOOOOOOOOO SORE!!!!!!!!!!
Skin is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO ORANGE!!!!!!!!!
Urghh....

That's why i gotta go sleep soon... Have to urgently repair my damaged body in time for CNY!!! Damn.. i think my skin is starting to peel!!! Thanks a lot you vile seemingly spherical ball of red (aka the freakin' SUN!) and your pain-in-the ass cancer-causing radiation that caused my body to be in such a nasty state... Anyway my new shade of skin pigment might bring me more $$ when relatives see that i've taken CNY so seriously and got myself a mandarin orange-esque tan! LOL! ORANGE is sooooo IN! (Edwin will thank me for this! But green is still so much better! HAHA...) Mizz Marjorie Dawes (Little Britain!) will be sooooooo proud of moi!!!!!!!

I'm soooooo ORANGINA-LICIOUS!

You know you love me,
X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

Two-O-O-Nine!

2009-01-01T23:56:00.005+08:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

2009 is finally here!

Like seriously, approximately one year ago i was freaking out about 2008 and all the may-jah stuff that was gonna happen! Eg. Rhapsody VIII, O Levels, Graduation... All i really wished for was to do well in everything that i do and peacefully complete the crucial year of 2008! I prep-ed myself for a long and winding rollercoaster ride, surely it was one hell of a ride!!

2008 was absolutely whore-some!!!!

I did achieve many many things that i thought was initially impossible, especially during the end of the nauseating O Levels!!

1. I successfully completed my O Levels!!!!! Results will be out in 2 weeks time and all i can do now is to seriously hope for the best! Hopefully my best will be able to put my ass into VJC!! 6 points all i dream of right now!! :)

2. I passed my first AIDS course with flying colours!!! Now im equipped with all the essential skills and techniques in order to save lives!! Thanx Xiu for introducing this very whore-some course to moi!! Thanx Moses for all the extra help and guidance for the CPR routine!!! :)

3. Rhapsody VIII was a roaring success! It was simply off the fabulousity charts!! I'm very proud of the lovely VS Choir and 07-08 committee members for pulling off a breath-taking display of vocal prowess and performance excellence!!! :)

4. I learnt how to cycle again!!! In a sense, i RE-CYCLED!! LOL! Apart from the small abrasions and cuts, i thoroughly enjoyed myself pedalling through dense foliage and taking in the beautiful scenery of East Coast Park!!! Thanx to Edwin, Pin Che, Yi Wei, Timothy, Wen Nam and Wei Guang (who unfortunately sprained his leg the day before...) for all the support, understanding and encouragement you guys provided constantly while i was struggling in the beginning!! :)

5. My baking endeavours were a success! My orgasmic White & Dark Chocolate Bread Pudding With Irish Cream Sauce was a total hit at my relative's Christmas Party!!! It was super well received and i was sooooo flattered by all the wondrous comments being hurled at moi!!! I shall make myself busy by baking some for you guys to try and i really hope you'll love my fabulous creation! :)

6. My dad invited me and my brother for his company's annual outing!!! And it so happens that the 2008 outing was to Pottery Jungle for a 2 hour crash course on... you guessed it, POTTERY!! It was soooo OMG cuz i really wanted to try it for the longest time!! Anyway, i was kinda' trashy at it!!! I had absolutely zero inspiration and so i sorta' cheated and enlisted the help of one of the instructors to aid me in my time of nothingness! The result was a bowl with wiggly things on the top and some spherical thingies likened to apples...! My bro reckoned mine was second best while his was the best... Whatever! Hopefully his clayey creation will explode in the electric kiln! :)

2008 was also a year filled with sadness too...
I had to say goodbye to 2 whore-some friends...
Ashwin & Tarang!!
I really do hope to see them in the future.. Whenever and wherever!

And so with a new year always comes the time to pen down my very own new year resolutions... DOs and DON'Ts style!!!!

DOs:
1. Be more sociable and make many new friends.
2. Talk less and do more.
3. Organise my books and files and my life all at the same time.
4. Forgive but not necessarily forget.
5. Remain positive and spread more positive vibes.
6. Love more and hate less.
7. Cut my fingernails more frequently.
8. Complete all homework on time.
9. Stay true to my 'One Fast Food Meal Per Week' law.
10. Be a die-hard Katy Perry fan!

DON'Ts:
1. Being over-dramatic.
2. Watch excessive TV.
3. Talking behind people's backs.
4. Eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
5. Reading my bro's SMSes.
6. Start whining and being snappy when i'm having a bad day.
7. Beat around the freakin' bush.
8. Being over-dependent on luck.
9. Spending too much $ on fast food.
10. Laughing at someone rather than with someone.

I hope i'll be able to adhere to my new year resolutions!! Cuz i usually fall out of order during the first few months! I shall keep my fingers crossed for the time being!!

HAVE A BANGING 2009!!! :)
Proudly brought to you by Bangable Airways - Bang! And it's gone!

You know you love me,
X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

Pre-Christmas Ramble!

2008-12-18T14:37:00.004+08:00

OMG OMG OMG!

I'm now a certified first aider!! (news that is 6 days late!)

Technically, i'm not yet a certified first aider cuz the semi-retarded ppl from Red Cross haven't generated my cutesy card-size first aid certification that's gonna look sooooooooo whore-some with my whore-rible mugshot on it!! I really dunno why i'm so excited about it...!!

Anyway, i felt super relieved after the examiner gave me the much desired slip of paper that acted as my certificate collection permit which also indicted my passing of the course!! Congratz to the newly-inducted First AIDS Hall of Fame celebs - Moses & Xiu! Both of whom also passed with flying colours along with the fabulous moi! CPR ain't so difficult after all! I'm so happy that i actually studied for the theory MCQ test until 4am the day itself! Okay, so maybe i was only studying for 2 hours and was shamelessly watching TV while doing so... But that's besides the point cuz i passed the test with full marks!! I finally hit the bullseye and officially killing off my MCQ curse that plagued me throughout my upper sec days!! Damn, i'm good! Just kidding!

Moving on, i tried to channel all my creative energy into the culinary world!! WOW!! I failed quite miserably while baking a Festive Almond Cream Apple Crumble!! And i don't really think it's my fault cuz the damn recipe my bro gave to me was kinda faulty to begin with and my stupid oven had such poor and uneven heating capabilities that resulted in the crumbly part getting charred........!! Whatever... baking ain't my forte!! However, the almond-licious inner filling gave off lovely and sweet aromas and the whole delicacy was deemed edible after removing the upper charred mess!! My bro kinda liked eating it... but kept on criticizing my incompetent baking skills!!!!

After that, i dragged my bro into the kitchen to commence a new culinary endeavour by making a White & Dark Chocolate Bread Pudding with Irish Cream Sauce!!! The end result was totally WHORE-SOME!! Like seriously, it was the best bread pudding that i've tasted in my very substantial 16 years of life!!(not that i've tasted many many bread puddings...) I'm so happy i found this wondrous recipe while desperately scanning foodie websites for the perfect Christmas dish! I'm really thinking of displaying my regained culinary mastery to all my relatives at the upcoming Christmas Party!! I shall make all of them speechless!!! :)

Oh ya, did you ppl watch the Miss World Festival 2008 held in Johannesburg, South Africa?? Miss Russia won to nobody's surprise!! She was the obvious choice lah! But i really thought Miss South Africa was gonna win due to some homeground advantage!!! Singapore's representative was kinda mediocre....! Amazingly, i have the ultimate fool-proof suggestion on how Miss Singapore could at least enter the final round of the pageant:
If you have at least watched one of the pageants in recent years, you would have noticed that the pageant has 5 fast track events that would secure each winner of the specific event a spot in the final round! The events are: Beach Beauty, Miss Talent, Miss Sports, Beauty With A Purpose and Top Model. So organisers and judges of the Singapore version should select a Miss Singapore that is for sure able to win at least one of the above events!!

Beach Beauty: Go to East Coast Park, West Coast Park, Siloso Beach.... and scout for shameless girls sun-bathing and risking skin cancer and eye cataracts in their skimpy bikinis.

Miss Talent: Organise Singapore's Got Talent (for girls only), a cheapo spin-off of the hit American competition. State that the prize is the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to represent Singapore for the prestigious Miss World pageant.

Miss Sports: Go to Planet Fitness, California Fitness or whatever yoga, pilates, weight-lifting centre to find a butch-like athletic girl with bulging muscles.

Beauty With A Purpose: Grab a social worker or an Oprah-wannabe.

Top Model: Organise Singapore's Next Top Model and offer the same prize as Singapore's Got Talent.

The organisers can thank me later!! OMG, I'm such a genius!!!! :)

On another note, Survivor: Gabon - Earth's Last Eden concluded on Monday with Bob emerging as the sole survivor!! Bob really deserved to win over Susie and Sugar! I really wanted Ken to win but Miss Sugar screwed up the whole game by conspiring and eventually eliminating Crystal, Ken's greatest ally, in the previous episode!!!! This season of Survivor was kinda boring... the episodes before the merge were so dry!! Only when blindsiding was at its peak and fake immunity idols came into play was the game getting interesting! Nonetheless, i'm looking forward to the next season, Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands that's gonna air 12 Feb 2009 in the US!!! As you all very well know, i'm a super big fan of the show and have been wacthing ever since its debut back in 2000 when i was just 8 years old! My greatest dream is to be a contestant on Survivor and i shall make my dreams turn into reality in the near future!!! I swear i'll make Survivor history... somehow!!!

I'll be RSVP-ing to tmr's class outing! We'll be cycling at ECP in the morning and maybe catching a movie or BOWLING (Eugene!!) later on! I really dunno if i still have the ability to cycle after approximately 6 years of not pedalling anything.... Dang! Wish me luck!!

XXX'mas is in 7 days time!!!!

You know you love me,
X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

OMG SFA!

2008-12-08T17:39:00.004+08:00

HOLA AMIGOS!

~~DORA~~ REUBEN HERE!

And so Ashwin left for Kathmandu. Sadness.

And my lovely laptop officially crashed. More sadness.

And i'm kinda' bored. Total sadness.

LOL! Sorry to bore/annoy/irritate/agitate/horrify (whore-rify!)/infuriate/mystify you with my inevitable overwhelming sadness!

Anyway, somehow i also feel kinda' whore-some (awesome!) and so fabulous! Dang, i'm gonna be sooo bipolar really soon...!

Moses & I were persuaded by Xiu to enroll in a Standard First Aid Course (SFA) conducted by Singapore Red Cross Society Training Centre! At first it seemed quite harmless cuz i really thought i would be only learning about how to perform CPR and apply some bandages and basic stuff like that...

BUT i was soooo wrong! My heart skipped a beat when i downloaded and read the course syllabus! It was totally OMG! I was friggin' biting my nails while scanning through 3 pages worth of syllabi! Plus, at the end of the course, we have to sit for an examination comprising of a 30 minute 30 question MCQ test and a practical test involving 2 scenarios spanning 10 minutes each! DANG! PANG SAI OVERLOAD!

How did i get myself into this.... 3 days (8 hours per day) worth of life-savingness!!!!

Strangely, i felt secretly happy! I could finally relive my Grey's Anatomy fantasies! Well not really lah, cuz they don't play paramedics in the show... At least i'll be putting my ass into the world of medicine! I'm super grateful that i actually learnt some stuff from watching excessive TV and studying O Level Biology - i understood some terms that were highlighted in the syllabi that the common man would have been scratching their heads bald to figure out!! Examples: anaphylactic shock and hypoglycaemic coma! OMG, i'm not that clueless after all! I'm so proud of myself...!
Shall stop self-glorification...

On another note...
Sorry Eugene, i can't stop Dora from having excessive and extensive shopping mall meet-and-greet tours and sexcapades! I really dunno where she gets so much resources (hint hint: Sarah Palin) to stage public nuisances along with her partner-in-crime Diego, her STD-laden nasty man-whore! I know she's a pain in the ass but you'll just just have put up with her crap until Nickelodeon cancels her show or Starhub realizes her trashy show is inappropriate for young children! Meanwhile, you can always avoid PP, one of Dora's heavily frequented haunt! I also suggest you join petition groups on facebook regarding the eradication of Dora from our TV screens and from our tortured lives! BTW, Dora's bangs are so HOT!!! (and you can't deny that! soooo dora-licious and whore-some!)

I shall embark on my medical journey in 2 days time! Wish me luck! Hopefully i will pass the exam and be a certified first aider! (or whatever you call it!) Dora dear, please bless Moses, Xiu & i with the magical power of your fabulous bangs!

ADIOS BIATCHES!!!

Fly Bangable Airways, have a whore-some time with us!

You know you love me,
X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

Run!

2008-11-28T02:48:00.009+08:00

You must click HERE!!
* could not embed video from youtube and myspace...!!

You guys must check out the fierceness that is Leona Lewis' new official video for her cover of Snow Patrol's classic smash hit, Run!!

OMG Leona Lewis has really outdone herself!!

I'm speechless!!

The video is totally breathtaking! It was shot in South Africa!! Even though i'm not a big fan of covers, I was literally on the verge of tears when i saw the video!! (which is a great thing!)

I have high hopes for her with this awesome single!! Thanks to Moses and my brother for introducing this fabulous song to me before the official release of the video!! I do believe she will chart another no. 1 finishing in the weeks to come in the UK and hopefully achieve international domination!! Best of luck, Leona!!!! :)

Anyway, my trip to Bangkok was cancelled... It was due to the political unrest that scared the crap out of my family and I, enough to make us stay in Singapore!! I'm so glad that my family heard the news of the protestors storming the Bangkok airport at around 11pm, the night before our flight which was due to take off at 7.10am the following morning!! (which was actually the first flight out to Bangkok following the invasion of protestors!) I feel so blessed to be safe in Singapore rather than being stuck in Bangkok's Suvarnabhumi international airport bitching about the Thai government along with the yellow-clad pro-king protestors or being left clueless at Chiangmai or Phuket due to flight diversion!! I'm soooo happy that Tiger Airways is gonna give a full refund to 'unfortunate victims' like moi!!

I shall act like i'm currently in Bangkok! (as instructed by my mum!!)

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

DDDDDDORA!

2008-11-24T16:50:00.000+08:00

OMG HEY HEY!!

So far, life after the big 'O's has been rather enjoyable!! I literally went out everyday since the last paper with the exception of today whereby i put myself in self-imposed confinement! I've been out and about - 4A class chalet, adventures with Moses & Xiu, job hunting...!! I love how i've been trying my very best to spice up my post 'O' life! However, at the rate i'm going, i think i'm gonna fall sick soon... Let's all touch some wood right now!!

Okay, post 'O' life comes with its very own drawbacks - UNEMPLOYMENT!! I seriously hate that word... it's like soooo... negative! I know i have to conquer the concrete jungle someday... Why not start now? My classmates and I went out to find temporary jobs at job agencies! I really dunno whether i'll secure any job right now... The staff at the agencies didn't seem very interested in helping us find jobs... It seems that they do not wish to help us find jobs maybe cuz we are too inexperienced? I hate this negativity that they constantly shroud us in!! It's super demoralising! Furthermore, they make us fill in forms and some made us register online onto their database. I feel wary of these practices... maybe i've watched too much Crimewatch and Tyra Show or something! Agreeing to their terms and conditions or whatever felt like i've just sold my body and soul to them! I feel empty after technically signing on to the agency. Sometimes i think that they think that we are wasting their precious time!!!!! All in all, finding employment opportunities is definitely a difficult task especially when the world is in the midst of an economic recession... Let us all cry tears of great economic sadness.... Dear Fairygod Obama i need you to magically turn whatever remnants of the sad economy into a booming and fiery one!! :)

I just love being involved in 'naughty' activities (pls don't think sick!)
The drama at the 4A Class Chalet made me realise how some retarded trivial prank could go super awry!! But i'm so lucky to have come out of that nasty experience of 'POSSESSION' relatively unscathed!! However, someone just had to get back at us and revenge is all i seek now!! I shall not elaborate as it's really embarrassing and emotionally taxing!!!!

My inner 'Dora The Explorer' was channeled when i went on escapades with Moses & Xiu at Toys'R'Us!! Totally fun!!! I just love how we are able to make the most out of each outing and enjoy maximum fun and buckets of laughter!!! Our current craze is as mentioned earlier: Dora The Explorer!! I just love those hot BANGS that exude so much [sexual] charisma!! I'm so glad we found her hidden in baskets filled with clones of her dear boyfriend!! FYI, her BF also has BANGS!! DDDDDDora's style is soooo ghetto owing to her fierce weave and sizzling hot bangs to complement her whole self-styled ensemble!! Being kind ppl, we wanted to give DDDDDDora [plays theme song of the show..] a makeover!!! I mean like who doesn't love makeovers!! She needed to spice up that dated look she's been having since... forever!!

As you all can see, we also granted her a driving license and a criminal record!! She needed a driving license cuz she wanted to visit her [fictitious] twin sister Pora The Pornstar in Patpong, Thailand! We're such nice ppl!! Due to my pathetic phone camera (not my photography skills), you might have trouble reading from the pictures above, so here's the typed version:

Animal Alley Police Department:
CRIMINAL RECORD belongs to
DDDDDDora Guacamole Portobello Bangs
CHARGES: (convictions to date)
1. Illegal logging / Global warming
2. Cam-whoring / Excessive Smiling
3. Indecent exposure / Skinny dipping
4. Driving without license
5. Driving under influence of long bangs
6. Voting for Sarah Palin
7. Excessive botox
8. Possession of drugs (1 ton) - Ecstacy, Heroin, Coccaine, Ice, Sleeping pills, Laxatives, Cough syrup, Panadol, Viagra, Honeycombs (insider joke!)
9. Child prostitution
10. Animal abuse
11. Cloning
12. Escaped house arrest
*Pleaded guilty of all charges. Sentenced to a lifetime of STUPIDITY.
X.O.X.O.
A.A.P.D. :)

GHETTO DRIVING CENTRE FOR JUNGLE DWELLERS
Name: DDDDDDora Guacamole Portobello Bangs
D.O.B.: 31st February 2002
Place of brith: Animal Alley (the Toys'R'Us area we found her in!)
Nationality: Alaskan (NOT!)
Colour: Charbroiled
Gender: Undefined
Marital Status: Polygamist (Bisexual)

Miss Bang's new look is totally EPIC! She's as hot as a Jalapeno pepper!! Her makeover with us was ultimate fierceness!! We accessorised her with a Hannah Montana sling bag, dumping away her massive and gross magic purple satchel! She was also given a High School Musical Party Bowl to act as a helmet protest her perfect bangs! A toy hammer was provided to fend off nasty creatures that might ambush her while she is driving! To prevent dehydration, she was given a HSM water bottle (which was empty... !) We also made her pants shorter, exposing her white virginal knickers!!
Girl, you better work that hot new look!!! Cuz we took the time and effort to assemble it onto you!!!

Oh ya, i'll be heading to Bangkok, Thailand on Wednesday with my family for a short 4D/3N holiday!!! It'll be my second visit to Bangkok and third visit to Thailand!! Ahh... i wanna see how much things have changed in Bangkok since i roamed the city 5-6 years ago!! However, i'm kinda' scared to go there due to the political unrest the country's facing.... I shall just stay away from the royal palace region and occupy myself in the peripheral areas trying to burrow deep into my pockets!!! Anyone wants anything from there???

To end off my post, i shall announce some depressing news....
Dear Tarang is leaving for the US of A tmr... Sadness!!! I wonder if he's coming back to S'pore to receive the 'O' Level results or the school is sending it to him.... Anyhow, it's still really depressing to see a good friend leave your side and know that you can't see him for the next couple of years!!! I wish Tarang best of luck and please kick those American's arses!!! See you someday!! ;)

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

UP!

2008-11-03T23:46:00.001+08:00

This is pure EUROPOP HEAVEN!! (as quoted from Perez Hilton!)
Introducing my newest pop fix.... THE SATURDAYS!
They are like the future of brit-pop and will be the next great Sugababes and Girls Aloud!
AWESOME!!
They really made my day, my last day i'll be spending as a 15 year-old!
The Saturdays - Up

I'm totally stoked b'cuz i'm finally gonna be old enough to watch NC-16 movies(burn after reading.. such crapiness!) and can catch Avenue Q as suggested by Xiu!! Turning 16 is really a big deal and a giant stepping stone for me! I'm finally entering my next phase of development (not that i'm undeveloped/under-developed!) So the song being posted up also relates to how i feel right now, getting ready to leap and go up, up and away towards greatness......................!!! And no ain't b*tches gonna stop me!!

Hmm... i feel SOOOOOO relieved that SS is finally OVER!!!

YES B*TCHES!!! (i feel so rude today!) SS and i have officially ended our 2-year tumultuous relationship! No more SBQs and SEQs ever again for my entire life!! Say goodbye to government propaganda! TATA D&D, Globalisation, Venice, Governance, Healthcare, Bonding S'pore and the ever-so-lovely Sri Lanka & Northern Ireland!! I will miss y'all so dearly... (and i start tearing up... AS IF!)

Liberation never felt so great!! Anyway the paper was easier than expected! However, the last source given was kinda' hard to interpret... Anyhow, it's all over and i can only hope for the very best!! I must get an A1!!! :)

CL papers are on Wednesday and i'm freakin' jittery about it!!! I have been SOOOOOOO disconnected with my mother tongue that Ding Ni would be SOOOOOO disappointed with me.... At least i have my B'DAY to figure smth out! And i'll be going out with Moses and Xiu Qi to resolve all our Chinese issues! Tmr is CHINESE DAY ppl!!

华语 cool!!
NOT!!

Hope you guys enjoy THE SATURDAYS! And have a great Saturday ahead! (though it's like 5 days away!)

HAPPY SUPER SWEET 16 to MOI!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
I'm gonna wish for good results for moi and you guys taking the 'O's!!
加油!!

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

Just a lil' bit more!!

2008-11-01T23:11:00.005+08:00

HEY HEY PPL!!

I have survived 10 papers!!

6 more to go!!!

So far the Cambridge ppl have been rather okay towards me! However there are some exceptions lah! PHYSICS was messed up - like seriously!

State the wavelength of an X-ray. Like WTFFF?!?! Who in the right mind would know?
NOTE: it was given that the wavelength of the ray was similar to that of an atom!

Anyhow, practically everyone was stunned by that grossly random question! Me, being physically challenged, wrote 3 X 10^-12 m! I really dunno whether it's right cuz the textbook wrote smth near 3 X 10^-8 cm (i think)! So that makes my answer 10^-2 cm away... I shall pray hard that the marker will be sleepy (but not grouchy) enough to bless me with leniency with a stroke of his/her/it's red pen to award me with a precious one mark!! The freakin' thermocouple question also screwed me over big time! 3-4 marks just dissipated into the air... PANG SAI!!!!

Biology and Chemistry were surprisingly easy papers! They didn't really test all the chapters in the textbook for Biology! I'm so lucky they left out all those icky genetics stuff that doesn't pique my interest! I almost slapped myself a few damn times for not labelling some stuff for Chemistry! That could seriously jeopardise my chances of getting an A1 for it... Brrr....

Other than that, the other papers were rather do-able! But i'm still kinda' angry with myself for making too many careless mistakes for literally every paper, especially E Math P1!!!! Hopefully those few marks won't downgrade me to a lower level... A1s are all i yearn for! As desperate as i may sound, it is still necessary cuz the Os are a big deal to me! The future is waiting for the ever-so-fabulous moi and Karma is saying that i will make it to my dream school (VJ-like duh!)!!!! Hopefully dear Karma's right!!

Oh ya, Happy Belated HALLOWEEN ppl!! Hope y'all enjoyed yourselves ytd!!

Well, ytd was kinda' weird for me personally! My lovely neighbourhood had a little Halloween Trick-Or-Treat house-to-house "harassment" for little children ytd!!

And i was not invited cuz i ain't a kid no more!!!!

I'm freakin' 15 years old! Is that old? I thought everyone can go Treat-Or-Treating?? Oh so there's some discrimination going on here, so "old hags" like me cannot participate?? Anyway i will be turning 16 in 3 days time but that doesn't really help my situation though... Believe me, i was pretty damn jealous!! I have never ever dressed up as spooky ghouls and nasty witches in my lifetime!!!

My mum and i were giving some lollipops, sweets, crackers and stuff to those lucky lil' bastards!! I wanted to give them some melamine goodies but unfortunately i did not contact the white rabbit sweet importers in time... Just joking! I was shocked that my mum gave the children packets of raisins!!! I mean like whose children eat RAISINS?!?!?! I was forced to munch on those vile blackish shrivelled monstrosities when i was young to supplement my mum's lack of sweet supply! I didn't like raisins!! But somehow my taste palates got screwed up as i got older and raisins and i are completely neutral right now! TRUCE!

Anyway, back to the children VS raisins, the malicious children of my neighbourhood just grabbed those hideous packets of Californian Dried Sultanas out of plain greediness! I think that's what i would have done like 10 years ago too! Wow, i'm really contradicting myself by being disgusted by their behaviour and being against raisins... i'm nuts lah!!

I gave up being good ol' Halloween Santa after giving away treats to less than 5 "starving" kiddos!! I sent my mum off to act like the rotting carcass being chewed up by vicious vultures=children! And so i was left sitting on the staircase reminiscing about loads of stuff!

Consequently, October 31st also happens to be my houses' and my estate's 10th year anniversary! It's so amazing how time flies by so swiftly... All the wondeful ppl i used to interact with before i moved to my current house have been all dumped in the past and trying to remember the times i had with my kindergarten friends seems so difficult! I really liked my old house that overlooked the very "glamorous" Eunos MRT station! My lovely maisonette!

I met some great acquaintances when i just moved in to my current home in Tanah Merah! I had lovely nieghbours who were always very welcoming and warm towards my family and i! I used to hang around and play with my next door neighbours who also consisted of 3 siblings like mine! It was fun doing kiddy stuff together with them!! As we all got older, we naturally drew further apart but there's still some hihi-byebye moments lah! ... Anyway, many great ppl have moved out of my estate and a new generation of neighbours was born! I have yet to interact with any of the new families, but some part of me doesn't wish to... And the new neighbours organising the inaugural Halloween activity on the 10th year anniversary of this estate kinda' breaks my heart. I'm kinda' reluctant to see changes in the environment i've grown so used to! Being in touch with my soft side ain't my kind of thang okay!And so i was just sitting on the staircase looking so sour and thinking about all this stuff while my mum is out there socialising with the newbies and their children!

Sigh... I have SS paper on Monday!!! I have only LOOKED through my fave chapter called - Conflicts in Multi-Ethnic Societies: Case Studies of Sri Lanka and Northern Ireland!!! I love that chapter and many share my same opinion too! Some part of me wants to study Venice cuz i just don't like Globalisation... I need a lot of strength and energy to pull through next week then i can relax for a while before rounding up the exams with science mcqs! My bday is sandwiched b/w SS and CL papers... I shall wish for good results and get my long awaited A1 for CL!

Positive vibes to me and you!! We can do it!!! Jia you my friends!

Good luck to the other b*tches on the bell curve, you'll need it!!
B'cuz Reuby is out for the kill!

*My heart goes out to Miss Jennifer Hudson and her sister. They have suffered such tragic losses and i hope y'all can get back up again. STAY STRONG & HAVE FAITH!

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

Womanizer!

2008-10-11T21:28:00.001+08:00

Britney is BACK! Her latest offering is this fabulous track aptly named "Womanizer"! This song is totally AWESOME! The video really embodies the true meaning of this electro-pop hit! LOVES IT!

THIS IS TO DIE FOR!!

2008-10-02T02:02:00.003+08:00

KATY PERRY - HOT N COLD!
OMG!! THIS UNDOUBTEDLY ONE OF THE BEST MUSIC VIDEOS I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!! KATY PERRY IS DA BOMB!! LOVES HER!!

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

HEY Y'ALL

2008-09-25T18:43:00.002+08:00

HEY HEY!!

OMG!! Sorry for not blogging for like eras!!

Apparently someone has been blog-hopping!!
HINT HINT: LY!!

Anyway, life has been kinda'... BORING after the Prelims! Oh yah, i went out with some of my great classmates over our 2-day break last week! Was totally fun fun!! I got totally scammed by Long John's Silver!!! Prawns with chilli crab SAUCE!! I still feel ripped off... You can always view some pics from Wei Guang and Choon Hian! Just on Monday, another group of 4A-rians went out to celebrate Changda's 16th bday!! Eating ICE KACANG PUTEH was ABSOLUTELY WEIRD BUT TOTALLY FUN! (and it only cost us 40 cents! = cheap thrills!)

But anyhow, life after prelims is undoubtedly still less stressful which is always a good thing!! Stress really makes ppl do crazy, psycho stuff as i know from personal and social experiences. Just to clear some air, i'm not gonna taint my online open diary [aka. blog] with latest class gossip - my ears don't lie that much - scandalous stuff is erupting! But i've for some reason or another decided not to be very involved with this gossip...
My lips are sealed with superglue for now. That's a good thing right?
Watching Gossip Girl does bad things to you but what the heck i still watch it! :)

I think i'm addicted to Gossip Girl, it's really "OMFG" as quoted from one of the show's promotional ads! I have already watched up to the 4th and latest episode of GG Season 2!! I'm also really into this new show called 'Privileged'! Oh yeah, SURVIVOR: GABON, EARTH'S LAST EDEN is premiering on Channel Five tmr with a 2-part live telecast at 2pm and later at 11pm!!! Super OMG!! I'll be rushing home from school tmr when the bell rings at 1.05pm!! The Amazing Race is also debuting on Monday (i think!) Speaking of both shows, i'll be taking part in a survivor/amazing race style relay at Sentosa on Saturday organized by my dear friend Moses and his church's youth group!!!! Can't wait!!

Talking about TV, i would really like to congratulate Tina Fey for winning many EMMYS from one of my fave shows, 30 ROCK!! LOVE LOVE!! I'm so looking forward to Season 3 of the fabulous show!! I also have to give her props for perfectly portraying Governor Sarah Palin on SNL with Amy Poehler as Hilary Clinton!! Her impersonation was spot-on!! "I can see Russia from my house!" HAHA! You can check out the video from my friend, Moses' blog!! Totally awesome!

Oh yah, y'all should really check out this wondrous video on youtube!!
LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTSU-mFWGs
Yummy and delicious music from LENKA - my newest fave & craze! This song was featured on the promotional videos for Ugly Betty Season 3!!

Moving on, I've got back all my Prelim scripts!! I'm kinda' happy but NOT complacent bcuz i know i could have done sooooo much better! Anyhow, it's still a vast improvement from the miserable Prelim 1 where i obtained a disastrous L1R5 of 15! Yikes!!

English: 74.0 A2
Chinese: 67.5 B3
Elementary Mathematics: 87.9 A1
Additional Mathematics: 75.6 A1
Combined Humanities (SS, GE): 67.5 B3
Chemistry: 70.0 A2
Physics: 75.0 A1
Biology: 82.5 A1

Total: 600.0/800
Average: 75.0%
L1R5: 9 :)

All my subjects have improved!! But there's still that last hurdle before i can revel in joy and freedom! 加油 to all who are gonna be my competitors on the bell curve!!

TO MY GODMOMMA'S & GODPAPA'S AT CAMBRIDGE:
Be prepared for REUBEN SU bcuz he's out for the kill!

Adios August, Hola September!!

2008-08-31T23:40:00.002+08:00

OMG HEY!

This is the last post of August!! I really think August has been one of the most fruitful yet most stressful months of the year by far!! So many great memories: Teachers' Day, Prelims...!! I don't want this to end so soon!! Let me savour the last few minutes of this wonderful month!!!

As the big 'O's draw closer, i've been thinking about how am i gonna make myself really self-motivated to study due to my apparent lack of direction in life!! I told myself that i'm gonna do some constructive things after the 'O's in order for me to find my true identity:

1. Enrol in a cooking class!
2. Enrol in a dance class!
3. Chop up old clothing and make some new garments!
4. Find a job!

I believe that once you have a purpose in life, you would wanna go full speed ahead and tackle challenges head on until you reach your desired destination. Ppl like me, the lost and lonely, are just diffusing around and using up oxygen in the atmosphere!! I really need to know myself and what i aspire to be in order to have that great thing called tenacity!! I wanna have a clear view of my life, somehow. But yet again i'm very afraid of taking risks... :(

OMG i've turned so emotional, not 'EMO'. I really hate it when ppl say that i'm acting all 'emo' when i ain't smiling or just sitting a shady corner! I'm still a happy and jumpy human being just being a little in touch with my soft side okay!! All the black fingernails, thick eyeliner and crap that is associated with this failing fad seems totally satanic to me. It creeps me out when i see a semi-depressed 'emo' person with their heads down walking like lifeless zombies towards me. They are like the devil's advocates being sent to earth to depress the human population. I feel that they have violated the whole balance of the earth and have created this negative aura and energy that this earth needs to counter in order to survive. Let's all join forces to eradicate this movement in its entirety! Emo-ism is so OVER!!

As for now, i'm gonna be a good student and try to be as diligent as possible! I'm gonna study at the airport tmr!! It's gonna be my first time studying there! I'm so looking forward to it!!

*Always remember: Be careful what you wish for 'cuz you might just get it!

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

HIPPIE HAVEN!

2008-08-30T15:11:00.000+08:00

OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!

America's Next Top Model has outdone themselves!! The new promotional advertisement for season 11 is so fetching!! They chose a hippie chick theme for this new season set to debut on September 3rd!! So lovely although i suspect there's loads of behind-the-scenes editing and photoshopping done to beautify this ad!! Tyra must be so proud of herself! There's a transsexual in the group of 14 girls vying for the title of America's Next Top Model!! Her/His name is Issis!! So controversial!! Also, there's an Asian girl by the name of Sheena! (of all names.... *cough, cough*) Anyway, i'm so looking forward to this season!!

FEEL THE LOVE PPL!!

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

Out & About!

2008-08-30T01:36:00.016+08:00

OMG HEY!

I feel so... LIBERATED!!!!!!

HOLA SEPTEMBER HOLIDAYS!!

After 3 days of slogging it out, i was freed from the clutches of the PRELIMS!! (only to be pulled back in 9 days from now!)

YAY!! :)

I shall give some feedback on the prelims:

Social Studies:
Kenneth's healthcare SEQ qn came out!!! LOL! It saved me from potentially attempting the globalisation qn which was quite alien to me!! Thanks Kenneth once again!! As usual, my extremities were freezing their tips off with my handy little fingers almost giving up on me!! I thought the (a) and (b) qns for SBQ were quite odd! The sources were kinda' lame about blaming the Bush Administration for starting the Iraq-Kuwait War and yada, yada, yada....... So political, so NOT to my liking!

Looking into my crystal ball: 16/25 + 16/25 = 32/50 [B4]

English Paper One:
Urghh!!! The free topic qn about "Mirrors" came out, like some ppl speculated! I was quite lost because i had no clue what sensible stuff to write about mundane things like mirrors! As a result of my momentary cluelessness (if that is even a word), i did the situational writing first! I'm quite confident of getting >23!! I wrote some story about a girl with low self-esteem issues and had plastic surgery on her 18th bday that failed! That is the kind of sad case that appear on the Tyra Show!

Looking into my crystal ball: 20/30 + 24/30 = 44/60 [A2]

Chinese Paper One:
As usual, i was terribly lost. I did not write a string of chinese words for like almost 3 months and the school expects me to do so now?

EVIL. WHORRIBLE. (whore-rible)

I thought i did my best with whatever i could make up though! I'm trying to bank on my 应用文 of which i attempted the 公函 to supplement my lack of relevant points for my 报章报道!

Looking into my crystal ball: 14/20 + 28/50 = 42/70 [B4]

Chemistry Paper Two:
Honestly, i seriously dunno how i really did! But i know for sure that my answering techniques were a million times better than that of the mock exam of which i obtained a nasty D7 for! After comparing some answers, i was quite relieved nonetheless! Let me hope against hope that my script won't violate the DIVINE GOD-LIKE BEING!! (referring to Mr Wong)
Oh yah, there was this qn about a concrete building or room (or whatever) that was storing rice exploding! Like WHAT? I ain't no professor of rice! I only know how to differentiate between white rice and brown rice! How the hell am i supposed to know about rice-related shock explosions? I guess this question is reserved for DIVINE GOD-LIKE BEINGS to answer.

Looking into my crystal ball: 32/50 + 20/30 = 52/80 [B3]

Geography Elective:
I think i did myself injustice!! SH*T! The first qn about comparing the characteristics and adaptations of temperate coniferous forests and tropical rainforests. That qn looked easy at first, but when my eyes scrolled right to look at the mark weightage, i almost died! 8 MARKS!!! OMG! However, i wrote down 9 differences of which at least 3-4 didn't make sense! BTW, for comparing qns, must write both similarities and differences ah? Bcuz i wrote all differences!! Hehe... Then i did the development qn which i think i did badly. I didn't study the freakin' core periphery (furry-furry) model!! What a bummer... Rumours are surfacing that Mrs Bala is coming back for a one week holiday. Can someone please confirm this?

Looking into my crystal ball: 15/25 + 15/25 = 30/50 [B4]

Elementary Mathematics Paper One:
YAY! Finally, an easy paper!! I must score for this paper! I really need to compensate for my other subjects!! LOL! Anyway, a lot of ppl were tricked by the last qn about construction:
.... construct a parallelogram ACBD....
Many ppl drew an ABCD parallelogram!! They got scammed!! I'm so lucky that i did not fall into that trap!! I was quite angry bcuz i was confused about the qn about compound interest!! Nearing the 1h 40min mark, Mr Chan was passing by my table and was trying to look at my answers while i was trying to cover up my script as i was terribly embarrassed that i couldn't do that SIMPLE compound interest qn! I really think he kinda' dislikes me... I can be so 没规矩 at times.

Looking into my crystal ball: 68/80 [A1]

HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY TO ALL TEACHERS IN THE WORLD!!
*that includes my mum too!

Teachers' Day was like really lame lah!! The lovely 4A threw a party for our teachers! Was perspiring/precipitating like siao after following Changda to find teachers at the staffroom! The cakes we bought yesterday tasted quite nice!! We spent most of the time watching videos from youtube and crunchyroll! Hehe! Then i requested for the indian nipple song to be played!! So funny! Everything ended at around 10.40am.

I met Moses at Parkway! We had so much fun as always!! We dined at Delifrance - hated it! Being kinda' low on funds, we tried the $9.90 combo meal on promotion! The chicken & gravy thingy Moses ate was diluted, herbal and the chicken bits were so tough and dry! Haha! The fish and chips i had was terrible! They put too much breadcrumbs on the bloody piece of fish and it was so coarse and felt like i was munching on sand! The pepper that i added in excess into my mushroom soup apparently didn't like 'pepperize' the bland and diluted soup, resulting in us to speculate that the pepper and salt they provided was actually robbed sand! The soup also tasted quite milky!! We had creme brulee and some croissant with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it!! The creme brulee had this really sand-like top layer that was actually caramelised sugar. Eating it made both of us feel really depressed... it was sucky! It pales in comparison to the gigantic croissant thingy that costs the same!! Anyway, the PP Delifrance is terribly understaffed lah!!We thought we both pissed the staff off for playing with our food and dumping their sandy salt on the bill booklet! Hehe! We're so vile!

I love playing with food......!!!

I really wanna rest and take a chill pill for the next few days before jumping back into study mode!! GOOD LUCK to my great friends with their mugging! 加油 ppl!!

Random: Did y'all watch the season premiere of Ugly Betty 2, Project Runway 4 and Janice Dickinson's Modelling Agency 2 on Thursday night?? I fell asleep halfway through Ugly Betty!!!

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

Mugging Season Officially Begins!

2008-08-25T16:31:00.003+08:00

HEY HEY!

OMG! The Sec 4 Mugging Season has finally started!!

I have 2 papers tmr - Social Studies & English Paper One!

I'm really so glad that the Olympics are finally OVER! I've been feeling so horribly guilty of watching the games and not revising for the Prelims!! I somehow feel quite stoked about the Prelims!! It feels so weird - everything's been happening so fast without me even noticing... Maybe i'm just living in a slow world!!

I've waited 4 years (like the Olympics)... And i ain't gonna blow it! I have to kill during the 'O's!!

Let me emit some positive vibes to you guys out there taking exams! Persevere and always remember:

"Work for Reward, Reward for Work"
as quoted by Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong!

Oh gosh, i've been so influenced by the SS textbook! Government propaganda is totally addictive!

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

WEirdos!!

2008-08-13T17:29:00.002+08:00

It hit me at the beginning of this year.

I had then just realized that my class of 1 year had so many weird personalities.

It so happens today that the weirdness of some super weird ppl oozed out so much that it was inevitable for me to comment.

And so it all began with the MacDonald's SOS CILI(chilli sauce) incident! I was seriously quite irritated when ppl were passing a packet of sos cili to one another for no apparent reason whatsoever! At first i didn't know which b*tch started all this crap, but i soon realized after someone said it. I'm not gonna name names because it's quite embarrassing!

Soon, the sos cili character took out some crazy lil pointed device and attached it to the metallic part of the table! Like serious OMG! WTF! I soon found out that i was some warped device that captures some funky signals for handphones or electronic things which i'm totally not interested in. But that's just beyond strange + weird...

Then during recess, someone told me some juicy gossip about one of my friends!! I almost flipped out!! It was gross, gross, gross. Simply disgusting and revolting. How could he have done such a shameless act?? Oooooooh, so skanky!

I must admit that i'm weird too!! Recently, i have this fixation on ice kacang during lunch!! Ppl think that i'm kinda nuts for purchasing a lump ice for S$1... But i like it!!!! I somehow like to savour bits of ice and waste time!! I also love the feeling of my dear tongue being numb and causing me to slur my speech!! So fun! So DELISH!!!

Hmm... Beatrice appeared right in front of my doorstep again!(if you know what i mean)

B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 B3!!!

Whatever lah! Just try again lor!! A1 is still very possible!!!!(i'm so relieved that i attained a merit for oral!)

I really think i did justice to myself for EL Oral!! :)

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

北京

2008-08-11T11:56:00.004+08:00

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

Did you guys catch the Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony???

It was SOOOOOO GOOD!!

I loved the stunning choreography and impeccable synchronization of the performers!! I thought the scene whereby dancers paint a picture using their hands as brushes was totally genius!! I really think the Bird's Nest Stadium is CUTE!

Anyway, i could genuinely feel my inner patriotic self emerging as i watched Tao Li swim in the 100m Butterfly Finals just now!! Although she only attained a 5th place overall, i think she did a good job and hopefully will come back even stronger for the 2012 London Olympics!!

Hmmm... i felt partially aimless these few days because i'm just glued onto the TV screen watching the Olympic events as if i'm interested!! Let me see... i've watched shooting, gymnastics, boxing, swimming, badminton, basketball, soccer..... And i really LOVE gymnastics!!

I'm quite pumped up for tmr!! 2 MAJOR events are going to happen: I'll be receiving my 华文'O'水准会考 results and having 'O' Level English Oral!! Let's all pray to the sun, moon and stars for buckets of good luck!!

Oh ya, HAPPY BELATED 43rd B'DAY S'PORE!! Thank you for giving me a home and not letting me be stateless!! Love you!!

Random: I WANT A GOLD MEDAL! :)

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

A1 In My Dreams!!

2008-08-03T19:43:00.009+08:00

OMFG!! THIS JUST IN!!

Word of mouth is that the 华文'O'水准会考 results will be released tmr!!

*gets diarrhoea and constipation at the same time...*

I seriously had a dream that i actually obtained an A1 for my 华文'O'水准会考 and i was so bloody happy that i was like jumping around doing crazy things and suaning some ppl!! But as the dream progressed, i held onto my results slip so tightly that my palm sweat smudged and dissolved all the words and printings on my result slip and a blackish sheet of soggy paper was all i was left with. In the midst of my excitement, i stood there shocked and appalled as my results slip fell out of my gripping palm and descended slowly towards the cold, hard ground.

Okay then i suddenly awoke from my dreamy shock!! It was so surreal...

I really don't know what to make out of this terrifying dream. Maybe karma's gonna bite me back in the ass? It might do so. But i'm not very sure what nasty stuff i've done during the past weeks and months. Or maybe i was just being really paranoid and hallucinating such fearful things in my head? I only know for sure that i'm really scared of failure.

I shall not let this whole paranoia get to my brain!! Must remain as positive as always!! I somehow find it harder for me to convince myself to be positive as compared to me persuading others to 看得开 and to have a very 积极 outlook on life. My strong-willed self is screaming for an A1 but my low self esteem side isn't very sure of his abilities.

Anyway, yesterday's 132nd Speech Day ceremony was relatively boring! I was only looking forward to my choir's performance with Mr Wong!! That was truly the sole highlight of the whole freakin' ceremony and it was also the last item! I wasn't disappointed as they were really good and i'm very proud of them!! I was quite pissed as they told us to assemble in the school hall by 2.45pm when the bloody ceremony officially began almost an hour later!! Urghh!! Waste my precious time!

After that, Edwin, Wei Guang, Li Husan, Linus, Pin Che, Kenneth, Chun Yong and i went to Parkway KFC for some dinner! Linus was talking about the Powerpuff Girls and trying to figure out the name of the one-time 4th member of the girls. "Bobbles" slipped out of his mouth and everyone was in stitches!!

BOBBLES?!?!?!

The correct answer was Bunny!

Then we were talking about some teachers(not naming names) being the new Powerpuff Girls!! So funny!! They would need copious amounts of chemical X for them to be able to lift themselves off the ground and a lil bit more to sustain their flight!! The thought of them wearing cutesy mini skirts and prancing about in colour coordinated outfits was deemed too gross for further visualization!! I added another member but it's quite offensive to state it down. Edwin just found it really difficult to swallow his food and took the most time to finish up!!

After that, some ppl went home and the remaining were talking near the traffic light! My first time talking with friends near a traffic light for so long!! Pock Thong was there too and he was talking to Edwin!! Coincidentally we saw Changda!! Then i started jumping around and wanted everyone to play Supermarket Racing in Giant!! Wei Guang thought i was nuts!! Hahaha! But Changda had to leave and my idea was terminated...

Edwin, Pin Che and I were the last three and we went to Borders for some chit-chat!! Edwin soon left and it was only me and Pin Che! We were like comparing our methods of thought and talking about behaviours and personalities! Terribly interesting!! We stayed at the same spot for 1 hour then we went home!! It was approx. 9.45pm then!! So late!!

I shall tease you all with a cold joke:

Question: Why does a gentleman need etiquette?
Answer: So that he could board a plane. [Clue: Etiquette]

It was some retarded joke Joel told Wei Guang that was then passed on to me!!

May lady luck be on my side tmr!

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

Careers!

2008-08-02T23:48:00.002+08:00

WHAT MAJOR IS RIGHT FOR YOU?
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You scored as Visual&PerformingArts

You should strongly consider majoring (or minoring) in the Visual or Performing Arts (e.g., Art, Art Education, Art History, Ceramics, Culinary Arts, Dance, Drawing, Fashion Design, Film, Graphic Design, Interior Design, Marketing (advertising), Music, Music Education, Music Theory, Painting, Photography, Theatre).

It is possible that the best major for you is your 2nd, 3rd, or even 5th listed category, so be sure to consider ALL majors in your OTHER high scoring categories (below). You may score high in a category you didnt think you would--it is possible that a great major for you is something you once dismissed as not for you. The right major for you will be something 1) you love and enjoy and 2) are really great at it.

Consider adding a minor or double majoring to make yourself standout and to combine your interests. Please post your results in your myspace/blog/journal.

Visual&PerformingArts

81%

Education/Counseling

63%

HR/BusinessManagement

63%

Biology/Chemistry/Geology

56%

PoliticalScience/Philosophy

56%

Nursing/AthleticTraining/Health

50%

Psychology/Sociology

50%

History/Anthropology/LiberalArts

44%

English/Journalism/Comm

44%

French/Spanish/OtherLanguage

44%

Accounting/Finance/Marketing

38%

Religion/Theology

31%

Physics/Engineering/Computer

19%

Mathematics/Statistics

19%

Nerves

2008-08-02T12:49:00.003+08:00

OMG!!

My 华文'O'水准会考 results will be released some time next week before National Day!! I'm totally starting to freak out!! A1 is the expected grade i should be obtaining!! I would indeed be very disappointed with myself if i get a B3 or lower this time round. I think even the rather comforting fact that i tried my very best would not be enough to relieve my damaged soul. I'm scared that i will break down if i don't get that A1. I really don't wanna disappoint myself and everyone who believed in my potential.

It seems that i'm really concerned and worried about my oral grade. I need at least a MERIT to get an A1. Even if i obtain a MERIT, my main paper has to be super imba in order to pull up the overall mark to an A1. That's quite impossible as the whole of Singapore fumbled for paper 2 and i think that includes me. But now i'm afraid that i'll be faced with a PASS grade for oral, which spells doom.

It's time for some POSITIVITY!!

Talking about oral, my english oral is on 12 August, 10 days from now, and i'm not prepared! I absolutely hate picture discussion because it's retarded and there's nothing much to say! I must blow away the examiners with my big mouth! Must start speaking in proper sentences now!!!

Hmm... i'm gonna attend my school's Speech Day later on!! I'm quite excited because this will my very first time being part of the student audience watching the whole event proceed as i have always been a performer for the past 3 years. Trust me, a performer's view ain't comparable to an audience's view. I'm totally rooting for my choir!! I'm very sure they'll have a smashing performance!!

加油维多利亚学校合唱团, 我会永远之持你们的!

It'll be crunch time the whole of next week. And i have to either make it or break it.

And i'm confident i'll MAKE IT!!

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

The Love Guru Speaks...

2008-08-01T16:32:00.011+08:00

Here i am sitting in front of the hypnotizing computer screen reflecting on my behavior towards a certain someone. Was i really obnoxiously obstructive and super nosy when it came to his on and off relationship with a girl? Or was i helping him realize that they weren't meant be together?

I must admit that i was in no position to critique his wild behavior and disrespect towards his girl. But who can just keep their mouths shut when for one moment he comes up to you and tells you that he doesn't like her anymore and the next moment he calls you a bitch for trying to ruin his relationship with her? And obviously i couldn't bear to let that poor girl not know his true colours of her so-called on and off boyfriend. Girls can sometimes get so swept off their feet that they only see one side of the field and mistake it for a bed of roses. I just find it really disturbing that teenagers nowadays don't really know how to treasure the people they love and hurt them unintentionally and sometimes, intentionally.

I think it's really unethical to treat girls like renewable trash, can reduce, can reuse and of course can recycle. They are still living, breathing humans that are just like you and me. How would you feel if someone treats you that way? From my own experience gained from watching many television shows, i concur that girls forgive but do not forget. Hence, don't you dare offend a girl and expect everything to be just fine when she says she forgives you, because it really isn't.

I must say that the certain someone is a really dreamy person. He only looks at the brighter future prospects and neglects all the crucial aspects of his complicated current life. He needs to know his current priorities and cherish every opportunity no matter how small it might really be. It really isn't wise to talk about your girl and saying how imperfect she is and expect everyone around you to agree with whatever you're saying. Also, don't treat her like second-hand goods and only crave for older and rather unreachable first class luxury items. It ain't gonna happen so either take her or leave her. Life isn't so superficial. Please dig deeper and if you really don't like her, dump her before she dumps you. Period.

Some might argue that going through thick and thin with your girl might just strengthen your relationship, it really is proven that in many instances it just makes the relationship really sour and make both parties grow distant and express hostility towards one another. The bitterness in a relationship can really accumulate and magnify into a malignant and incurable stage. That is how many marriages and relationships fail.

Many simply fail to realize that there is no such thing called true love. It is just an over-used term that many people mistake for as eternal bliss. It is totally possible for one to have many true loves. You must remember that love does hurt and it can hurt so bad that you can no longer stay committed. Be tactful and ever grateful for whatever she has to offer and you will not regret being with her forever. So what would you reply if she asks you whether she's fat?

I think the whole reason why i usually interfere in other people's relationships is because i mainly disagree with their methods of maintaining a healthy relationship. It seems really warped to me when someone has a girlfriend and is not interested in telling their friends about it. Okay, i must admit that i'm addicted to gossip and my mouth is quite big and secrets ooze out of my lips and stain the minds of others. So from now on, i am not going to interrogate someone about their relationship with someone ever again. Maybe not ever again, but maybe until i reach JC which is in like 5 months time.

All in all, i feel that the bottom line is that teens like me and most of you should not be in a committed relationship. At this stage in life, it is much wiser to channel your energy into more valuable and meaningful things like education and not be distracted by sexual urges. Even if you decide to have a relationship, make it last and be committed and passionate about it and don't disappoint her in any way. So my advice is to be sensible and discreet about your private life and keep your hormones to yourself. Always know how to prioritize and stick to your morals in order to create a more wholesome life that you can be very proud of.

*Want some love advice? Approach moi! Just joking!

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :)

Dancing Diva

2008-07-21T21:42:00.004+08:00

Today was Racial Harmony Day!! It was super BLAH as usual...
Had all the lame old recycled stuff
... the teachers were unsporting...
... the emcees were lousy...
... my limbs were nearly pulverized by the weight of my wholesome body...
... i was near the brink of the highest degree of boredom...

HOWEVER,

*eats shit, pukes all over the floor and dies...*

NO ONE can forget M*L dancing to the Pussycat Doll's Buttons
S[he] was gyrating his hips and doing some crazy shit exotic dance that was obscenely erotic and arousing to some ppl!! That mental image cannot be erased.... EWWW!!

I don't like M*L fo god's sake!!!

Anyway, i have to study for tmr's SS Mock Exam!! I really need to do well for this paper cuz i know i flopped the Geography Elective paper!!

JIA YOU to moi!!!

P.S. I'm hating this skin!! It's the same as Sheena's!! [if u know what i mean]

X.O.X.O.

I got conned!

2008-07-01T01:23:00.003+08:00

OMG! OMG! OMG!

I JUST GOT SCAMMED BY YU CHANGDA!!!

I'm now officially a FRIEND OF CHARITY!

Hopefully my $2 contribution to the President's Challenge will go a long way in helping those unfortunate ppl and not make be feel bad about being cheated by YU CHANGDA!

So much for trying to 'help' a friend in desperate need of $2...

Stupid Kit Kat!! One sickening lil stick cost me $1 each!! I mean like Kit Kat is totally old school and i only remember last eating that stuff like 10 years ago... And the retarded piece of budget paper the inferior twigs of chocolate was stuck to was so gay. Anyway, I thought the civil defence person looked like a construction worker... :X

I'm so tempted to shred those revolting FEEDPORT suggestion with an extra large portion of minced vengeance and hostility into volumes of white dust!! I shall then use my mighty lungs to forcefully blow all these fiendish powder into his face and blind him instantly!!

I might sound too cruel. Just joking lah!

But watch out YU CHANGDA. REUBEN SU is out to get back at you.

XOXO

Sore hands and a churning stomach!

2008-06-27T05:26:00.003+08:00

I'm still awake!

Anyway, i've been scribbling non-stop for the past 2 hours. All thanks to Mrs Sharma and her sadistic tendencies. My right hand is now resting while the left one is typing this blog post!

SS activity books aren't meant to be done!!! I just absolutely hate the material the publishers used to make the SS activity pages. It's like a bad mix of some synthetic voodoo with paper! Writing with an ink or gel pen is a total no-no because you'll only end up smudging all the words and creating a whole mess of the page. The publishers just have no brains to cater to the needs of today's modern Upper Secondary students. This is preposterous!! Even if i write using a ball-point pen, smudging still occurs and i must admit i got a little OCD for neatness, so i'm relatively pissed...

As you all can see, i have finally put up some music that i like and it's all legal for your ears!! I really recommend all songs by Katy Perry! LOVE her music to bits!! There is also this new artiste by the name of Lady GaGa [i know what you all are thinking] whose dance hit aptly named Just Dance just rings in my mind and makes me wanna... DANCE! I love Kerli too! Her debut single, Walking On Air, is an eerie and empowering tune! You all should really see the video! She's playing with creepy barbie dolls... smells like voodoo to me!

Enjoy these lovely tunes!!

It's now time for me to get ready for school!

I'm kinda hungry now...

XOXO

It's the 17th century, baby!

2008-06-27T00:55:00.004+08:00

OMG! OMG! OMG!

I actually found major flaws in the SS SEQ question Mrs Sharma made us do by today!

Q: To what extent was the economic downfall of Venice in the 15th century due to competition from new trade rivals? Explain your answer. [12]

A: Dear Madam, your question is flawed. It clearly states that the supposed new trade rivals were only established in the 17th century. I did my research on the 2 trade rivals mentioned in the textbook, the Dutch East India Company and the British East India Company, on wikipedia. It totally proved my point. They were established in 1602 and 1600 respectively. This is approx. 200 years away from the question requirements. You see, information not covered in the textbook should never be asked as SEQ questions, unless there is something called decontextualised SEQ questions, which btw don't even exist. So what am i supposed to write?
I suggest you can delete the part whereby you restricted the response to the 15th century alone. Please do consider my suggestion as it would be of a great benefit to the classes you teach and me especially.

L5/12?

LOL!

Let's wait and see whether she will heed my call!

Anyway, whatever decision she makes i will always respect!

For all you know, i might be wrong... I will just have to malu in front of everyone lor!

LOTSA LURVE!

XOXO

Memoirs of a blank-out

2008-06-26T16:35:00.002+08:00

I've officially felt how it was like to blank out in front of 2 obnoxious humanoids that had the power to potentially decide my future.

It was definitely not a good feeling. I was on the verge of cacking (aka. pooping) in my pants.

Well, like people always say, there's always a first for everything. I'd guess i should feel blessed for it to happen to me while i'm on the road driving towards bigger and better things. I'd rather have it now then to feel it's wrath when i'm nearing the endpoint.

Brrr...

And yes, it was the friggin' Chinese Oral that totally runied my emotions for approximately 20 minutes. I shall just pray hard enough to get a Merit for it.

W.H.A.T.E.V.E.R.

I feel so much better after talking to Edwin. Thanks btw! :)

A1 is still in reach though! I shall hold my head up high and hope for the best! I shouldn't be so bitter about it and regret the whole dramatic experience. Instead, i should embrace it and empower myself to achieve even greater heights! Miracles do happen and they do happen for a reason too. (or so i choose to believe) Hehe!

Note to self: Be positive! :)

Anyways, i have to complete my AM & EM holiday homework by tmr! Or else i have to go for detention! Bleh... Maybe detention is what i really require in order for me to regain some structure back into my currently very flimsy lifestyle. I'm in desperate need for self-discipline!

Someone please whip me back into shape!!!

XOXO

Sleepy and rather miserable!

2008-06-25T02:38:00.001+08:00

I'm finally back in school. YAY.

I made a resolution during the holidays to be really have a really positive, bright and perky disposition. Guess what? I don't think i stuck to it. I tried. But i was just too sleepy and out of sync with everyone else. I somehow felt really detached from reality and living in a very snoozy and slow-moving land miles away from the classroom.

What made me feel even worse was the fact that i'm having 'O' level Chinese Oral on thursday. I gonna take Wang Jun's advice to heart to generate a good first impression for the first 5 minutes of the examination. The fantastical theory behind this is that teachers tend to slack off and be over you the more you rant on about nonsense after 5 minutes. So they will base their judgment on the first few moments and getting a distinction would be very possible! My strategy is somewhat similar. I will just keep smiling and being comfortable in front of the examiners!

After writing so much stuff, i actually feel so much better! I feel really inspired to do well for oral! Plus, i don't wanna disappoint Miss Ding! (she's supposedly still in China...) I'm super hungry for that glorious A1 grade!!!

I'm also really hyped up and energized by listening to great songs! My current favourite song is I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry! That song is terribly infectious and the chorus is really worth singing along to - that's why it's NUMERO UNO on iTunes!!

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

You all can go to http://katyperry.com/ to hear this infectious tune!

HAHA! I wanna buy her album! I don't think it'll arrive on our shores any time soon... Boo-hoo...

XOXO

Still fighting a losing battle!

2008-06-23T04:40:00.003+08:00

UPDATE @ APPROX. 5AM! OMG!

I'm still doing my dreadful homework that is due in approximately 4.5 hours. I'm totally fighting a losing battle. I shall now sing Iddem Dem Mallida to myself quietly in the corner of my very dark room. Brrr...

So as i blog, i'm wracking my brains trying to geography homework newly-adopted Mama Sharma gave last week. I find it really unfair because she gave the same set of stuff to 4E before the holidays. Furthermore, she expects us to complete it by this bloody week. I shall now roll my eyes 360 degrees.

Anyways, talking about geography, the chapter on development is really thought provoking. My favourite section is the part whereby it is stated that development comprises of 3 essential parts - 1. economic growth 2. standard of living 3. quality of life. But i really do think carbon emissions and pollution indexes should be included as one of the vital aspects of development now that global warming is totally GLOBAL.

Although i clearly know that the above definition of development is only applicable to actual countries, i would like to go against the rules and evaluate my personal level of development.

Economic growth - Hmm... rather stable but going into decline recently. I still have yet to claim $$ from certain people[Don't worry, i don't charge interest!] FYI, my monthly allowance is $100. I really think it's an adequate amount and makes me challenge myself in terms of how much i can save. Call me nuts, but i really love saving money. Spending money is one of my least favourite things to do. I can't bear to part with my precious shillings.

Standard of living - I would say it's above average. I love my house, my room and my bed. There ain't anything else i could ask for. In addition, i got proper sanitation facilities and potable water supply! YAY, so i don't have nasty deposits of disgusting doo-doo lying about my house!

Quality of life - I would place myself in the poverty level. If quality of life were to separate humans to different countries, i would be...
EITHER: Dumped in some uber ulu tribal settlement in the middle of the Gobi Desert, camping near a dry oasis with my cute lil camels and dissecting cacti for nourishment.
OR: Stuck high up in the mountains of Tibet, rearing yaks and living a nomadic lifestyle. Plus, i'll be dressed in icky animal skin and would probably still be freezing my ass off.

Based on the above data, it seems that i'm only seriously lacking in life quality. Bleh.

Moving on, i do believe that life really is hard to live nowadays. Humans just make more and more problems for themselves and leaving them for their future offspring to solve. I really think that's exactly what is happening in the world right now. Global warming, AIDS, poverty, corruption, nepotism, HOMEWORK, rising oil and food prices... OMG come to think of it, this great gaia of ours is more screwed up than me... and that is definitely not good. Hence, ongoing strife continues...

My holiday is ending in 2 hours time. I shall have a WONDERFUL time in school and spend my remaining moments improving my quality of life by eliminating all homework!

XOXO

8.5 hours till REALITY!

2008-06-22T23:04:00.003+08:00

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

My holidays were totally miserable, as in like absolutely 100% wasted away. I am aware that all fingers point back at me for ruining my very precious time for leisure and homeworking. I couldn't help but deny such accusations. I didn't want to find excuses, but i had to. So as it stands, that's why my life is so horrible, excuse after excuse. How can i ever get over my addiction for procrastination? Perhaps karma's really a bitch?

Anyway, aren't holidays presumably a time for rest and relaxation? Why must students slog and live in fear day by day during this supposed happy period? One such victim is me. I was and still is living in fear of not finishing my homework and revising for the major exam coming up in less than 3 months time. One of the consequences is the unexplainable urge to stuff my hungry belly with sweets and confectionery. OMG, i'm growing fat. Darn it.

And so i spent my holidays force feeding myself with crap. I also started watching tv shows online. Eg. Pushing Daisies, Samantha Who?, 30 Rock... I also screened Juno and St. Trinians too. I shall not regret watching all of these wonderful sources of inspiration and vivid colour. I am a happy boy now.

I am very reluctant to head back to school tomorrow. Someone please give me the strength to face reality in my time of ignorance. This world is unfair, but life goes on and i will just have to live with it.

BLEH.

XOXO

OMG!

2008-05-25T15:41:00.002+08:00

TMR IS MOI CHINESE 'O' LEVEL PAPER!!

HOLY SHIZ!!

I'm like totally psyched right now! I just wanna get over and done with the nasty subject!

I better get moi desired A1!!!!!!

Let moi hope 丁老师's made-in-china magical fairy dust will be enough to bless moi to get A1!

Now i have to start intensive reading up on the lovely 报章报道 bible and spam 综合填空 questions! God bless moi horrible MCQ skills!!!!

Good luck to moiself! I'll seriously need it!

X.O.X.O.

A New Day Has Come

2008-05-17T00:12:00.007+08:00

Today is the day.

THE HANDOVER.

Brace yourselves.

Things might not go your way.

But it's OKAY!

ANYWAYS,
I'm watching the Survivor: Micronesia - Fans VS Favourites Finale! I wanted Natalie, the last fan standing, to win the 1 million bucks! But Parvati won in the end! I'm relatively OKAY with that. She really outsmart many others! You go girl!!

I totally agree with Ashwin! This season of Survivor is the BEST ever!!

X.O.X.O.

Bittersweet World

2008-05-16T18:07:00.006+08:00

G'DAY impishwilers!

THIS JUST IN.

I heard some depressing news today.

Mama Bala told us a piece of shocking news nearing the end of the super boring Social Studies review that the very horrid Humanities Department organised.

Halfway through the session, she totally blasted moi by commenting that i should stop day dreaming and that my Social Studies skills hasn't seen the light. I was super pissed cuz i wasn't day dreaming and just facing the window momentarily. How dare she accuse moi of day dreaming??? Barbi!! That is just preposterous!!! I swore from day one since i entered secondary school that i would never doze off or day dream in class. Therefore, day dreaming is the last thing i would actually do during class. I am attentive. I really am.

I was going on and on about how she could have picked on other people. I think Edwin and Li Hsuan sensed my bitch fit (i hate to admit it). They tried to soothe my scorned soul. I have to confess that it dissipated some repressed anger. Soon after, i was sourcing for solutions to my apparent "day dreaming" problem.

1. I shall NEVER rest my head on my fist so that teachers won't say i'm stranded in lala-land.
2. I shall keep CONSTANT intense eye contact with the teacher to make him/her intimidated and not make them question my attentiveness.
3. I shall DE-BOTOXIFY moi "dead" eyes and soften my very dao face to prove that i'm not day-dreaming and defiant.
4. I shall NOD to almost everything the teacher says to show some form of engagement and mind activity and to make the teacher more certain of himself/herself. (even if he/she does not make sense)

Then the shocking news came.

She announced loud and proud that she is resigning and ditching 4A and 4B to chase after a Masters Degree in Education in Melbourne, Australia. She cites reasons of wanting new career opportunies. Her last official week in school is going to be next week. My heart totally sank to moi diaphragm. I totally felt so guilty and immature for being REALLY pissed with her. SORRY. As much as i would admit that her SS teaching skills are a little off, she taught moi for 3.5 years, so we got some history together. That is enough to make me feel sad as moi days in lower secondary were one of moi most shining Geography moments. She was and still is a nice teacher. It was so unreal.

THE WOMAN - the high-pitched screechy voice that everyone bitched about; the un-rebondable bouncy locks of charcoal hair; the petite and rotund stature sporting the usual jet black pair of pasar malam heels; the indestructible smile that flashes her pearly whites; the "wonderful" vocabulary and pronunciation skills she possessed [Eg. Barbrous, Brutish, Furry-Furry (Periphery)].

That is moi Mrs Bala.

Anyways, Mrs Sharma is gonna replace her. Hopefully Miss Pedagogy can save the humanity in 4A.

So long Mama Earth.

Good luck with the adventures down under. You'll need it.

X.O.X.O.

Ferras - Hollywood's Not America

2008-03-25T05:49:00.003+08:00

OMG!! This song is like soooooooo nice!! It's being featured as the exit music on American Idol!! The lyrics are totally meaningful... let's all be emotional... sobs...

The song's so beautiful...

XOXO

Break The Ice

2008-03-21T22:39:00.001+08:00

HOLA! GOOD FRIDAY!

And so i'm back from Choir Camp exile... That was ONE week ago!

Many things happened during camp!

CHOREO, CHOREO, CHOREO!!!!

It's KILLING me! Mr Kwei sprinkled some fairy powder on us with his self-interpreted, delicately-crafted and sometimes quite NC-16 dance moves.... and it lasted 2 hours ending at 10pm on the first night!! The whole choir was really put under intense pressure to remember and not tragically screwing the whole damn thing up by next month! I was not really paying much attention to him... so i only had vague memories of the steps! I feel sooooo nasty cuz i'm the Choreo IC!!! Ooops?

The BBQ we had was murdered by the tempestuous weather!! Poor Sec 3s who took so much time and effort trying to plan for it... Anyways it still went on with them BBQing in the drizzle! Food was NICE! Ashwin, Eugene and I were doing our HUMANITARIAN project, delivering food from the pit to the mouths of the lower sec members! I totally had so much fun doing that!! it was as though we were in some ulu part of Africa delivering food aid to the villagers! Social work rocks!

Through this camp, i think the choir members did really BREAK THE ICE between each other! I really came to know the Sec 1 new members better!

Anyway, Britney Spears has recently dropped video of the 3rd single of her latest offering Blackout, the new single is called: BREAK THE ICE!!! It's HOT! The song is amazing, it's still ringing in my head! The video is really anime/manga-ish! I admit i'm not a big fan of lame japanese plastic motion characters, so obviously i wasn't very pleased with the video... duh! It's great news that Britney is getting back on her feet and REHAB has really improved her physical and emotional well-being!
*that's why Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" was 2007's Song of the Year! SCORE!*

!!ATTENTION!!
VS CHOIR PRESENTS RHAPSODY VIII!
WHO: VS Choir (including moi!) + Guest performance by VJC Choir!
WHERE: Victoria Concert Hall (883 seats up for grabs!)
WHEN: Thursday, 10 April 2008, 7.30pm
WHAT: Great choral music with a yummilicious Andrew Lloyd Webber/Masquerade themed second half! *Choreography included!* The best part is that the ticket is only $10 for current VS students and $15 for everyone else! Get them while stocks last!
WHY: YOU should because you know you wanna go! YOU are extremely compelled to go catch moi 'steaming' performance! I shall hypnotise y'all to go! Support moi and the choir!! All proceeds will go to helping VS Choir subsidize costs for our overseas trip/competition in Olomouc, Czech Republic during the June holidays!

XOXO!

I'm will hold you responsible.

2008-03-07T21:59:00.006+08:00

"I will hold you responsible..."

This phrase has been haunting my brain cells for hours. I'm having my Devil Wears Prada moment.

I'm quite pissed.

[rolls eyes 360 degrees]

OKAY, i admit that i'm SUPER pissed!!!!

[rolls eyes another 360 degrees]

How dare she accuse me of not informing the class about the prelim oral that is going to be held on the 17th of March! This is unacceptable!

Whatever she said really made me question my ability to disseminate info to people. It really makes me such a useless and irresponsible living thing. I suddenly feel a gush of SELF-PITY running through my veins and arteries. Am i really so pathetic?

And i do admit that my wave amplitudes were not large enough in my ever-so-wonderful longitudinal sound waves today. But the fact is that people were rushing about going for SS and transmitting sweet nothings to one another while i was standing up front conversing with air molecules. That's one of the greatest problems of 4A, the occasional lack of respect. And i'm sad to admit it. Everyone's a star, and it's just a matter of who shines the brightest and get the most attention.

But i personally feel that not only i should be blamed. I have to question the efficiency of the XXX Department. Why in the world would they choose to disseminate the list on a FRIDAY, the last day of Term ONE? I would think some basic common sense is lacking here... Some dear Victorians are in Beijing and only touching down NEXT SUNDAY, some are gloriously ponning.(not naming names) So how would they expect to get EVERY single Victorian informed? Moreover, they could have always sent someone up the stage to make an announcement about it. it's not like they don't have legs.. i'm so unimpressed.

I'm still in a state of shock..
she bluntly put it..

ANYWAYS, i just got back my CA1 report slip! My L1R5 is 8!(enough to go VJ cuz i can minus an additional 4 pts!) I'm happy with moiself! 'O' levels is still a good 6.5 months away! JIAYOU!

Oh ya, i wore Pin Che's PE kit today!!! I got deceived by Mrs Bala... I thought she was going to engulf the PE lesson today. I looked glamorously unglam as i looked as if i wore a potato sac! I totally made Ms Leow proud! We played soccer as usual.. yawn.. I seriously cannot stand Sherwin's hyperactivity! It's driving me NUTS!

Today was TMTH!! (too much to handle, as quoted by recently eliminated American Idol contestant, Danny Noriega!)

XOXO!

HAPPY LEAP DAY!!!

2008-02-29T21:54:00.001+08:00

HAPPY LEAP DAY moi folk!!!

This video is the latest offering from FEIST! Such HOTNESS! Go check it out!

XOXO!

Beatrice

2008-01-28T16:56:00.000+08:00

HOLA moi folk!!

Beatrice is my newest creation.. a "DOLL" made with staples, cut and shredded green and pink papers, multi-colour highlighter ink and a drizzle of disappointment...... i shall not let you all see how she looks like cuz she's quite fugly!

I drew Beatrice during recess last Thursday after knowing my O Level Chinese results. And no surprise, i got a B3. I expected it coming already so there were NO tears gushing out from here, there and everywhere! Although all i had hoped for was to get a HAPPY shock! But i was left with a blah expression on my face... Anyway judging from the results, you either get an A1 or a B3... A2s were few and far between! CONGRATS TO MOI FRIENDS WHO GOT LOVELY A1s: EDWIN, WENDY......!!! So me, Yi Wei, Timothy, Matthias and others went back to class on the 7th floor to act EMO whilst leaning against the railings, looking as if we are gonna commit mass suicide.. how interesting!!

Hmm.. life as i know it is somewhat predictable! And now i'm trying to turn this apparent 'solemnity' into EMPOWERMENT! I know it really sounds Tyra Bank-ish... OMG so corny! Oh yes, i have also come to a consensus to drop my HCL. I know it may seem i'm kinda loony to give up this 'grand title' after years of strenuous mugging(maybe?). But i guess now is the time for me to do some soul-searching and striving towards that coveted A1! I actually don't really mind taking Chinese in JC!! BTW, i have already vowed to bust my ass until i gain entry to VJC! Even if i score well enough to run away to RJC, i will still choose VJC as my top choice! And i have also decided on my subject combination in JC: Biology, Chemistry, Math and Geography!! I'm fully clear that this might be wishful thinking, but setting new goals and targets is all i currently need to set my life back on track! Negativity is from now on, shunned till further notice!

To my people from 4A 2008: Let's mug real hard together and break the benchmark of L1R5: 7.6 set by 4A 2007!! I have faith that we can do it!!

Adios people!

Ashlee Simpson - Outta my head (Ay ya ya)

2007-12-20T15:12:00.001+08:00

Britney Spears - Piece Of Me [US Version]

2007-12-15T20:01:00.001+08:00

I wonder why Miss Spears released 2 versions???

But i like this one better!! I really think she looks more professional and so much less SKANKY!! At least she tried cleaning up her act and the dancing was a great improvement from the VMA "Gimme More"!!

XOXO

Britney Spears - Piece Of Me [International Version]

2007-12-15T19:57:00.001+08:00

GOOOOSH, LOOK @ THAT BLONDE BOB WIG!!

THAT'S NASTY!!!

XOXO

Piece of Me

2007-12-15T15:04:00.000+08:00

The title of the post is the name of Britney Spears new video from her latest offering "Blackout"!!

At blogging time, Zomba Label Group was making many "legal" videos no longer unavailable due to copyright infringement crap on youtube.. MTV was actually the sole debut platform for her video but people outside the US of A cannot view due to the same friggin' reason!! I think Britney should learn how to SHARE and not be selfish!!! So what if her video is so damn sacred, her life is at jeopardy and her album is deemed a commercial failure according to MANY reliable sources (eg. Perez Hilton!) You need to pay the bills, settle legal issues and take care of your children (like you rambled in your new song), so please do something right like distributing your video internationally NOW. 30 second previews ain't gonna cut it, girl! BTW, i still think your blond bob wig is simply shiteous and needs to be given to Tyra for safekeeping and exploitation purposes!

Hmm.. moving on..

PEIH-GEE LAW was unanimously voted out in a 4-1 manner on Survivor: China... Asian people please drag out boxes of tissue paper to cry along with me........... I really wanted her to WIN!! Screw Todd for ganging up on her!!! I hope he doesn't win and gets trashed by the jury for being shady and backstabbing original allies!!!!!!! In my opinion, Peih-Gee would have won if she had stayed on because she played a very honourable game and did not lie, cheat or backstab her way to the top! Her dismiss from the game will make Todd a heinous, vile biatch/devil incarnate! Based on my intuition, i really think Amanda would eventually win the $1000000 prize and the title of sole survivor!! Denise doesn't stand a chance because she simply doesn't have an impactful persona, relies on others to bring her to the next level, always the swing vote, not making much effort to know other survivors, doning a pitiful facade to evoke sympathy from others, believing that she's a pariah and most of all, sucking up to Todd! Courtney will not win due to very obvious reasons, she's such a BIATCH and whines almost all the time! Todd will not win just because he controlled the whole game and by doing so, screwing everyone over and playing a vital role in the demise of all the jury members either directly or indirectly! My only worry is that Todd will conspire to make his puppets (Courtney + Denise) exit Amanda.. I seriously hope Amanda wins immunity! Let's all keep our fingers crossed for our dear Amanda!!

Speaking of reality TV, Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model just concluded with Saleisha Stowers, a 21 year-old receptionist from Los Angeles, strutting away with the title of "America's Next Top Model" and a $100000 contract with CoverGirl Cosmetics, a one-year contract with Elite Model Management and a cover and six-page fashion spread in Seventeen Magazine! I admit i was very underwhelmed by this cycles' standards.. the front-runners were eliminated after they moved to Shanghai, China!! Tyra should seriously stop creating so much buzz about her deliberate publicity stunts and feeding great talent to a sea of sharks!! So unbecoming of a ONCE supermodel turned FAT train wreck... Saleisha's bob looked like Britney's! OMGG!!

I shouldn't really bore you all with my 'VIVID' descriptions of Choir Camp which was held on 12-14 December... it was somewhat a rush rush affair during planning stages and so the consequences were brutal.

You want a piece of me?

XOXO :)

Indian Nipple Song!

2007-12-09T21:28:00.001+08:00

OMG! This is MAY-JAH!!!

*not being racist here!

XOXO

Kate Nash - Mouthwash

2007-11-28T17:15:00.001+08:00

I LOVE KATE NASH!! Although most of the lyrics to this song don't really make much sense.. This English lass is my new inspiration!! Her futuristic and electrifying vibe really gives me the right dose of teenage spirit!! Kudos to Miss Nash!! I really want dear MTV to play her genius music... I'll be waiting! In the meantime i'll silently hum "I use mouthwash, sometimes i floss... uh oh..." LOL!

Now i'm like trying to get ready to go for a choral concert @ VCH... Hopefully i won't be late!

Lyrics:

This is my face, covered in freckles with an occasional spot and some veins.
This is my body, covered in skin, and not all of it you can see
And, this, is my mind, it goes over and over the same old lines
And, this, is my brain, it's torturous analytical thoughts make me go insane

And I use mouthwash
Sometimes I floss
I've got a family
And I drink cups of tea

I've got nostalgic pavements
I've got familar faces
I've got mixed-up memories
And I've got favourite places

And I'm singing uh oh on a Friday night
And I'm singing uh oh on a Friday night and I hope everything's going to be alright

This is my face, I've got a thousand opinions and not the time to explain
And this is my body, and no matter how you try and disable it, yeah, I'll still be here
And, this, is my mind, and although you try to infringe you cannot confine
And, this, is my brain, and even if you try and hold me back there's nothing that you can gain

Because I use mouthwash
Sometimes I floss
I've got a family
And I drink cups of tea

I've got nostalgic pavements
I've got familar faces
I've got mixed-up memories
And I've got favourite places

And I'm singing uh oh on a Friday night
And I'm singing uh oh on a Friday night
And I'm singing uh oh on a Friday night and I hope everything's going to be alright
And I'm singing uh oh on a Friday night and I hope everything's going to be alright

Kathy Griffin - Anna Nicole, Oprah Gets Ghetto

2007-11-26T16:57:00.001+08:00

"Trimspa is 80% heroin."

"I'm gonna be no slave!"

"Robin, you have got excellent bone structure, but girl you gotta use the GA-DONK-GA-DONK!"

I'm so totally in LOVE with KATHY GRIFFIN!! Totally addicted to her stand-up comedy!! You all have to watch all the 3 videos, you will just die!!

XOXO :)

Kathy Griffin - Sharon Stone

2007-11-26T16:51:00.000+08:00

"I'm not a religious woman. But i felt so close to God at that moment, it was HEAVEN."

"They are not gonna laugh at my vagina jokes."

XOXO :)

Kathy Griffin - Fake Celebrity Rehab

2007-11-26T16:36:00.001+08:00

Dakota Fanning goes to rehab... HAHA!

XOXO :)

Konichiwa Bitches!

2007-11-26T00:21:00.001+08:00

LYRICS:

You wanna rumble in my jungle? I'll take you on.
Stampede your rumpa and send you home.

You wanna rumble in space? I put my laser on stun.
And on the north pole I'll ice you son.
You wanna thrilla in my nilla? You'll be killa bee stung.
Wanna taste the vanilla? Better watch your tongue.

'Cause I'll hammer your toe like a pediatrician.
Saw you in half like I'm a magician.
Tear you down like I'm in demolition.
Count you out like a mathematician.

I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion,
You ain't callin' the cops you call the firestation.

'Cause my flavour so sweet you'll be zoom-zoom-zoom.
Don't even get me started on my bada-boom-booms.
One left one right that's how I organise them.
You know I fill my cups no need to super-size them.

Right now you're probably thinking:
How she get in them jeans?
Well I'm gifted all natural and bursting the seams.

A-ha!
Kon-ichi-wa bitches.

A-ha-A-ha!
Kon-ichi-wa bitches.

Don't I look tasty like a french Bon-Bon?
Even more sweeter then a cherrybomb.
Coming with the postman like I'm a mailbomb.
#$%*?X in your mouth make you say yum yum.

Hit the gong gong bring the sumos on.
I'm a kick ass all the way to Hong Kong.
Make their balls bounce like a game of ping pong.
Kon-ichi-wa bitches from Beijing to Saigon.

Got nothing on me 'cause you know you's a bum.
Dum-didi-dum-didi-didi-dum-dum.
Check the scenario: I'm gonna bust your ear drum.
Leave your heads ringin' with the ringa ding dong.

Busy on the mic since the day I was WHAT? Born.
Check out my style, it's the Raka WHAT? Mo'
Shine is on me like a dog on a WHAT? Bone.
Fight the power, put myself on the throne.

You know when $#?X is getting heavy like it weighs a ton.
I will run you down like a marathon.
Tape you up good put you in the trunk.
C U Next Tuesday you is a punk.

HOLA people!

I WASTED MY TIME COPYING THE LYRICS FROM THE VIDEO!!

LOL!

Anyway i really think this song is WHIMSICAL to the max!! The trash-talking blonde bitch in the video is ROBYN! She's a Swedish pop tart!! I really love the cutesy artistic karaoke-ish concept of the video with HELL lot of sets and props!! The set crew, creative director and the prop designer must have died...

I actually like the video more than the lyrics! B'CUZ the lyrics are just random crap with hints of porn XXX and most of it doesn't actually make sense!! Coming from a random trash-talking self, saying something like this is WHACK, that translates so much about her taste level. She's too white to sound black! But i like her scrumptious accent, makes her sound like some SEX KITTEN on the loose! I really love the part where she talks about her boobs!! Haha... Bada-boom-booms...!!

Now i'm also multi-tasking by watching TV and blogging right now!! I'm watching some retarded Taiwanese entertainment show!! The show had this DANCE-OFF competition and it was APALLING!! Some random group of cheena-fied fat sluts wearing skimpy pink A-cup bras and mini-skirts prancing around the stage doing what they claimed was 热舞... even i can shake my hips better than them! They are so shameless... and they even said they were once Stefanie Sun's backup dancers... OMFG! Well, i ain't impressed!

KONICHIWA BITCHES!

XOXO :)

Maybe I'm Crazy... Probably!

2007-11-23T15:31:00.001+08:00

This video is a cover of an international megahit "CRAZY" orginally done by GNARLS BARKLEY which was performed by NELLY FURTADO and CHARLOTTE CHURCH on The Charlotte Church Show last year!!

Wonderful stuff!! Love their CRAZY new rendition of the "CRAZY"!! I'm a Nelly Furtado worshipper and i love her voice (her hairstyle's cute too!)!! I know many of y'all know who Miss Charlotte Church is!! She WAS the barely teenage girl who she looked rather constipated while trying to belt out the OPERATIC high notes which WOW-ed people all over the world through her many appearances on talk shows and in her innocent videos !! And NOW the Welsh singer has turned into a pathetically OVERWEIGHT PUMPKIN/ FAT COW partly due to her being pregnant (she was only 20 years old and unmarried!)!! What a difference puberty makes on that shiteous woman... that only TYRA can soothe her soul with fake words of trashy wisdom! Luckily her voice is still THERE... or else she might have been out on the streets having a full time job as a hooker.. that's so BRITNEY!

CHURCHY Trivia: (from Wikipedia)

She has also been criticized for what the press have seen as excessive partying and smoking, with photos of the singer drunk or misbehaving adorning tabloid newspapers - including one in which she gave the photographer the finger.
She and her current boyfriend, Gavin Henson, a Welsh International Rugby Union player, her been nicknamed the "Welsh Victoria and David Beckham".
The pilot episode of her show, she reportedly mocks the Roman Catholic Church and makes some controversial comments about Pope Benedict XVI, calling him a "Nazi" in reference to his time in the Hitler youth and German army.

What a way to go...

XOXO :)

Dress Up Game

2007-11-22T15:58:00.000+08:00

HOLA MOI FOLK!!

I found this AWESOME game while going about my usual rounds of website browsing!!

It's called the DRESS UP GAME and it is found on the BRAVOtv PROJECT RUNWAY site! (BTW, Season 4 has already begun in the US!) LOVE LOVE LOVE the ingenious idea and concept!

I created my full piece garment for all to see and critique! Click HERE!! Go to the OUTFIT GALLERY and skip to page 579 to see design #8675! It's all me!! Although i admit to being a lil bit OTT (over the top) and utilising all the outfit elements i could dump on my garment.. but i liked how it turned out!! Super CHIC!

I urge all of you to start pinching out your creative juices while trying to conceive a fierce garment!! Good luck!!

"IT'S EITHER YOU'RE IN OR YOU'RE OUT!!"
~as said by Heidi Klum, host of Project Runway

Auf Wiedersehen! (Goodbye in German!!)

XOXO :)

Jimmy

2007-11-21T16:24:00.001+08:00

LOVE LOVE LOVE the video!!

Although some may say it looks really cheap and super trashy... i absolutely think that the choreography's cute!! Seems like the artiste (M.I.A.) acted a lil bit like SHITney Spears by having slow and lethargic movement and awesome backup dancers! The lyrics are also really politically provocative (She's British and of Sri Lankan Tamil origin and her dad's a Tamil activist turned militant! She once lived in Jaffna province! Read your SS textbook..) if you what they mean in the first place!! Click HERE to look at her history!Great bollywood-ish electric pop music!

P.S. She kinda sounds like Nelly Furtado on drugs! Look at the sicklish/shiteous super long YELLOW fingernails!! LOL!

Lyrics:

Jimmy, Jimmy
Come back Jimmy

When you go Rwanda Congo
Take me on ya genocide tour
Take me on a truck to Darfur
Take me where you would go

Got static on ya satellite phone
Got to get you safe at home
Got to get you some where warm
So you get me all alone

Jimmy Aaja
Jimmy Aaja
Jimmy Aaja

Time and time and time and time again
You keep pushing that button but I don't know what your sayin
You hit me on AIM tryin' flip me on some game
Are you coming are you going are you leaving are you staying

You told me that your busy
Your loving makes me crazy
I know that you hear me
Start acting like you want me

You told me that your busy
Your loving makes me crazy
I know you can hear me
Start acting like you want me

Jimmy Aaja
Jimmy Aaja
Jimmy Aaja

Time and time and time and time again
You keep pushing me, what you sayin
You hit me on AIM, flip me on some game
But I still don't know what you're sayin'

You told me that your busy
Your loving makes me crazy
I know that you hear me
Start acting like you want me

You told me that your busy
Your loving makes me crazy
I know you can hear me
Start acting like you want me

Jimmy Aaja
Jimmy Aaja
Jimmy Aaja

XOXO:)

MILKSHAKE!!!

2007-11-17T17:11:00.000+08:00

4 words in my mind.

LIKE! SO! TOTALLY! AWESOME!

I just found this while exploring YOUTUBE!! It's from UGLY BETTY Season Two which unfortunately hasn't aired on our pathetic Channel 5.... bleh.

I would totally invite her to my wedding to do it!! I love Amanda to bits!! She's a star!! I just knew it!!

XOXO :)

The Origins of HOLA!!

2007-11-17T17:00:00.001+08:00

Skip to 0:19 to see Amanda rattle her revolutionary "HOLA!" and correcting Betty's dad by insisting upon it with "NO, there's an H in it."

So that's is how my signature "HOLA!" greeting originated!! I urge all of you to start using it!!

Adios, baby!!

XOXO :)

15!

2007-11-04T14:13:00.000+08:00

Hola people!!

I HAVE OFFICIALLY TURNED 15 TODAY!!!

It's so sad how 14 years of my life have metamorphosised into a fresh new phase of 15.... Being 15 comes with heaps of responsibility! Like having to be more mature - i'm still stranded in a world of all things cute and cuddly!! LOL! I also have to be in control of my life - Urghh!!

Thank you all for accompanying moi on this journey!!

Oh ya, thanks to all those people out there who sms-ed me or wished moi HAPPY BDAY!!! Eg. Sherman, Edwin, Wendy..... And SINGTEL too!! (they apparently asked me to dial some lame numbers to 'enjoy our exclusive line-up of treats just for you!')

UH-HUH, YEAH! I'M 15, DEAL WITH IT, SUCKERS!

XOXO

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2007-10-26T15:00:00.001+08:00

LYRICS:

One Two Three Four
Tell me that you love me more
Sleepless long nights
That is what my youth was for

Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more

Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, You know who you are

Sweetheart bitterheart now I can tell you apart
Cosy and cold, put the horse before the cart

Those teenage hopes who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up to one little lie

Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are

One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then

Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, who you are

For the teenage boys
They're breaking your heart
For the teenage boys
They're breaking your heart

I AM TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG!!!
THE VIDEO ROCKS TOO!!!

This song is the best song to end off the wonderful academic year of 2007!! It really translates to the very fact that we shouldn't REGRET and move on with life with utmost pride in yourself and beaming optimism!! The most important thing is to always get to know yourself better and cherish our youth days and dear friends!! This video is most helpful for people who have somehow screwed up their studies but managed to get promoted to sec 4! One of them is ME!!

My last post highlighted that hopefully i will get somewhat nice and sincere grades... but unfortunately i kind of disappointed myself for doing badly for COMBINED HUMANITIES!! Mrs Bala was like damn angry with me for not living up to her expectations and questioned whether i was slacking and sleeping throughout the whole year.. But i have to clarify that although i admit to being a tad slack this year for some alien reason (which i don't know..), i wasn't sleeping!! I tried my very best to listen and absorb whatever there is to absorb. And saying that i slept throughout the whole year was an indirect/direct insult. People make mistakes, this was one of my worst. With all due respect, Mrs Bala still needs to brush up on her teaching skills. And i promise not to get slaughtered by her subject ever again!!

I have officially deproved by 0.4% for my percentage! LOL! Now it stands at 71.4%.. Not my best showing in a major exam, but i am still really contented with it!! My L1R5 is............... 9!! And it was super surprising when the principal announced my name when he was giving special mention to those people who scored 10 points and below!! Edwin also got 9 points!!! LOL once again!! We totally rule!!! SCREW A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO GOT THE SAME L1R5 AGGREGATE! I don't really know if the person knows who i am referring to. Anyway i don't plan to reveal. Too bad. Go figure!

Today's schedule for post exam activities was most lame. Like seriously! We had this Mother Tongue "O" Level briefing!! I thought it was so random but still essential for me to know! After that i had Chinese class with CHUNG... total waste of time. The class barely did anything significant in order to rescue our doomed souls from ultimate failure. BTW, i got a C6(51) for higher chinese language!! HAHA!! And i consider that an achievement!! Out of the blue, ONG QI JUN appeared at the door of my class and called me out to take the bloody English scripts... couldn't he ask someone else??? The friendly and UNASSUMING side of me graciously snatched it off his hands.

Chinese class soon ended which meant I had to bring a fellow friend to meet Lyana outside the staffroom! I chose Edwin!! We were given Lyana's SAI KANG (English translation: SH*T WORK)... We were frantically slotting in numerous sheets of HOLISTIC reports and PHYSICAL FITNESS crap into blah plastic pockets... I felt so sian and cheated!! Urghh..

Then we went back to class and Lyana gave out the report books!! When we were about to leave, she called us back in because MR MARK MINJOOT hasn't approved our release... However some naughty peeps had escaped.. While we were waiting, we all were gossiping and dishing out dirt of our classmates.. Kai Ren being a dignified made-in-china opium king! Sherwin and Changda being obnoxious gas emitters with the latter confessing to laughing to indicate a vile emission!

It was approximately 12.10pm when the ROYAL HIGHNESS and his/her glass shoes stepped into 3A... It was totally unfair because 3A was the last class he/her visited!!!! When the queen bee was giving this draggy speech about class spirit and blah blah blah... the class was like half dead and thus gave pathetic and lethargic responses!!! The class was somehow forced to do a cheer and our hands suffered such a horrid ordeal.. Finally, we exited 3A classroom with our heads held high!

It is so sad that VS 3A 2007 is history from today onwards... We had loads of ups and downs and went through massive sh*ty periods together. Eg: When FARHAN took over for Physics... oooh bad memories! Anyhow, we will be reunited next year but as 4A 2008!! Come to think of it, the "O" Level examinations are just 1 year from now! We might even be done with it already!!! But for now, let us all take a quiet moment to recollect our fine moments as a class and move on with our daily lives and in no time we will see each other once again!! 3A 2007 ruled!! Screw other jealous b*tches that thought we were mugging freakos and have absolutely no life!! I stand by my class and that is a fact!!

HOLA 4A 2008, ADIOS 3A 2007!!!

XOXO

HOLA HOLA!!

2007-10-22T02:15:00.001+08:00

HOLA PEOPLE!

This Britney parody is most wonderful!! Haha!! I must totally give props to Britney Houston (the pseudo Miss Spears he-she in the parody!) for making the video so real!! You can't help but admit the dance was mesmerizing.. in a good way or otherwise..!!

Talking about the real BRITNEY SPEARS, i seriously think she did a good comeback single. Like really. Although the lyrics may be too saucy or sexually overly suggestive, the beat and tune is wicked!! But having a respectable comeback single comes with the responsibility of marketing it PROPERLY. She made a fool out of her once superstar self with obnoxious lip syncing and lethargic off beat dancing at the VMAs. BAD MOVE, BABY. It is also rumoured that she was hesitant to perform and was going back and forth on whether she should go ahead and perform, but still she showed up last minute. And boy did she look fabulously under-dressed! That post pregnancy tummy seemed so glaring and attention grabbing. It was gross. Go see the VMA performance the post before to reaffirm my observation. The sickest screenshot was when one of her male dancers squished her lipid laden abdomen. Ewwww... That's enough Britney to last a few lifetimes.
For more hardcore Britney haters, please go support celebrity blogger Perez Hilton's BOYCOTT BRITNEY campaign!

Let's come back down to planet Earth.

The dreaded examinations are finally over!! But yet again POST EXAM SYNDROME aka P.E.S. strikes back with a vengeance... A period where boredom is the king of the vast universe. Come to think of it, this year has gone by so damn fast. It really feels that 2007 is rather incomplete...

If you are wondering why i am blogging at such a god forsaken hour... Well, i cannot sleep!! I'm totally scared of taking receiving back the rest of my results today (it's about 2am now)... Urghh!! I don't want to do badly!!!! So far i have gotten back 2 papers: English and Additional Mathematics. The results were surprisingly quite pleasing!!

ENGLISH: 72.8 A2
My retarded letter writing really saved my ass!! I got 25/30 for it.. lol! My comprehension and summary were equally as pathetic with 15/25 for both sections... I rocked my oral with 35/40!! Screw OOI for apparently scoring an A1. Wadevr.

ADDITIONAL MATHEMATICS: 75 A1
Ooooh, it was such a joy to know that i got an A1, even if it was a borderline A1!! Mr Chan then had went on and on about the need to score 90 for the O Levels to secure A1! I'm so glad i improved! From a miserable 60 for SA1 to 75 for SA2!! 15 MARK INCREMENT!!!!!! 3 grades! I may not have scored an A1 by O Level standards, but things can only go uphill from here! I shall congratulate Yang En, Wei Guang and EDWIN for getting true A1s!!
*EDWIN scored a cool 96/100!! Highest in 3A!! I must kowtow to such a mathetical prodigy!!! Bless him!!

After typing the above subject evaluations, i feel that i cannot disappoint moi now. I just know i put in absolute effort into it with NO REGRETS!!! Self-empowerment rules!!!!!

May God bless all those people who are eagerly anticipating their results and may they score respectable and sincere grades! AMEN.

XOXO

It's Britney, Bitch!

2007-09-23T18:39:00.001+08:00

VIDEO

2007-08-21T19:04:00.000+08:00

Okay..
I know most of you all are well aware/informed about my debut appearance on YOUTUBE. Never in a 100000000000 years would i have thought i would be the main attraction. Perhaps moi imagined YOUTUBE to cater to lame, lame and very lame people like GOH KAIREN. However, it sooooooooooooooo happened.

I guess you all can kowtow to OOI for making this impossible phemomenon come eating into reality. IT(referring to OOI) is some sort of frolicking happy-go-lucky/gravely obese CO fairy godmama ready to 'ENCHANT' ITS poor Cinderella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh(referring to MOI)...

And if, and only if i become the next YOUTUBE MEGASTAR, i am gonna break ITS freakin plastic wand and send IT to hell. I'm not mean + i have HUMAN rights. Unlike some THINGS..

But life still goes on even if life really slaps you hard in the face. ouch. But at least i'm not the up and coming version 2.0 of Paris Hilton. I'm smarter than that.

FYI, the speech wasn't at its true potential. I did injustice to it.

XOXO

Salute Singapore!

2007-08-08T22:26:00.000+08:00

This whole post is gonna be red and the background will be as usual, simplistic white!
This soooooooo corresponds to the national flag of sensational SINGAPORE!!
Tmr is National Day! A day to celebrate and watch the nation grow one year older!
HAPPY 42nd BDAY S'PORE IN ADVANCE!! Hugs and kisses from moi!

Today was filled with celebration in school! But i thought it was quite lame because they were playing all the national day songs! FYI, from prehistoric times to present day!! Soooooo nostalgic... After that was some games thingy.. surprise surprise, i was in 3A classroom doing Chemistry workbook with Yi Wei! I'm soooooo diligent.. as if! The reason i did it was due to the undeniable fact that i was fully filled with ultimate extreme boredom.. Sports ain't my thang!

Oh ya, i also went to the school library to settle my pathetic fines! I'd rather pay up than be blushing like a bitch with embarrassment by OM Chia.. And so i paid up my $5.00 for apparently losing my library book like ages ago!! At least it was leagues better than returning the book and being forced to foot $6.10 worth of cold hard cash for outstanding fines!! I totally saved $1.10! I'm such a success story!

Then after the we were dismissed from school, i dragged Li Hsuan to VJC bus stop to wait for VIP Moses!! Before that, dear Hsuan was hesitant all because of his natural instincts to go home and have beauty sleep.. and it gave in later on. And so Moses and I went gallivanting @ Tampines Mall!! At first we wanted to watch 881, a film by Royston Tan about Getai singers.. i soooo dig the concept of the Papaya and Durian Sisters!! Ahaha! But unfortunately the earliest slot at Century Square was at 1900 hours... and we didn't bother trying TM cos it would be like 5000000X more crowded! All the other movies were very blah! I also saw Marcus! He was with his dear friends going to watch Rush Hour 3!!

I was sooooo damn irritated by all the neighbourhood/hoodlum Ah Lians overcrowding the whole freakin place!!! I wanted to confine all of them inside the cinema theatres lah! They can curse and swear for all i care in there! And we chanced upon 2 BUTCHES holding fingers (not hands!) LOL! Biggest discovery of all time!!

Tips on how to spot a butch: One gal will have short and spiky hair(masculine) while the other significant one will sport a normal feminine hairdo but bearing a rather DAO and LIAN HEI HEI(black face) expression. Another alternative: The feminine one can bear a very KAWAII and uber irritable attitude.
That's all i think i know... haha!

Moses and I were trying to look for places to eat after walking about for quite some time. Since we just happened to pass by Long Johns Silver and it had vacancies so we ate there!! The food SUX!! It is the perfect recipe for internal mass lipid invasion!!! The crunchy little crummy stuff is quite sick lah!! The fries were okay but oozing with trans-fat goodness.. The fish batter was almost impenetrable by the plastic fork and knife! The texture was as if i was munching on porous rocks.. Toooooo earthy for my liking! Trying to cut the piece of friggin meat was horribly agonising and frustrating too. The fast food chain also has this stupid bell which you can feel free to ring to say that you enjoyed dining there or something like that! People actually ring it!! OMG... I'm not an idiot who goes around commending everything that goes into my mouth. What a culinary calamity!

Enough distaste for bad food, we strolled into TOYS'R'US!!! I love that place!! Moses and i went crazy in there! Both of us picked up this 'giaping' device to 'giap' things! I got hold of a bear plushie by its legs and a little girl was looking at me in shock! Haha! I feel so evil! Then we went around playing with stupid little things like Spongebob plushies, plastic wands, pathetic 'press here' toys, redoing a doll's bad hairdo and realising she was a 90% bald britney spears, stuffing a handbag with litter and pink feathers... Had so much fun! I would absolutely love to go back someday! We were in there for like one hour plus!! Then we went to Times bookshop..

I saw this sick book about sex!! I browsed through it and felt very disgusted after that!! I'm sooooo not spilling what i read. Both of us then stood there looking at all the hallmark cards! Very nice!! But very expensive... After a rather fun day, we finally headed home!! So long!! Till next time!!!!!

I LOVE SINGAPORE!!!

XOXO

Whatever, Don't Matter!

2007-08-06T16:26:00.000+08:00

PLEASE WATCH!! SUPER FUNNY PARODY OF SHAKIRA!!!

Lyrics:

Baby I was born that far away so,
I speak English as a second language,
I don't understand the words I say,
There's no word that rhymes with language,
Lucky that I have a smokin' body,
Cause I only sing in jibberish,
Lucky that I am such a hottie,
Watch my lips go quiverish,

Good news for you, I'm double jointed, too

Whatever, Don't Matter,
I can sing about pancake batter,
I will shake my derier,
And you won't go nowhere,
Bend over, Come Under,
Come enjoy my thighs of thunder,
I'll just toss my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere,

Lucky, that my hips aren't only droopy,
When I shake them they move mountains,
Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky,
And my lips are full and poutin',

Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa,
Time to crawl into the mud,

Whatever, Don't Matter,
You wouldn't listen if I were fatter,
That I got a spicy rear,
So you won't go nowhere,
Peek under, turn over,
I make no sense if you are sober,
So I clash my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere.

!WE ALL LOVE OUR DEAR SHAKIRA!

LOL!!!

Last week was ultra hectic.. i'm like on the verge of collapsing from exhaustion(maybe not so serious lah!!).....
And now i'm so suffering from a nasty COUGH!!! And what made it worse was the pathetic cough mixture which was an EXPECTORANT!! Urrgghh..

Expectorant: a medicine or herb which increases the expulsion of tracheal or bronchial mucus through expectoration or COUGHING!!

I hate you, expectorant.

I had CA2 today.. for english and social studies.
I guess i screwed both papers up...........
Social Studies was very inhumane!! 35min?!?! 20 marks leh!! Got 1 reliabiliy qn.. I was spamming the whole paper with untidy scribbles without myself actually realising what i wrote actually made much sense!!! This clearly explains why i take GEOGRAPHY.
English paper was summary only. It was meant to help us score better. But i think it truly slapped us in the face!! O.U.C.H.

There's 2 tests tmr.. Chemistry and Physics!!
I think im starting to embrace Chemistry because i love answering brainless mole calculations with my handy little calculator!!!! Haha!

XOXO,

Random Things Sian Ppl Do..

2007-07-25T21:05:00.000+08:00

I was like blog hopping and stumbled upon the most amazingly lame ass thing to do...
GO BLOGTHINGS.COM

What Su Hing Shen Reuben Means

S is for Sweet

U is for Unforgettable

H is for Happy

I is for Irresistible

N is for Naughty

G is for Graceful

S is for Spunky

H is for Humorous

E is for Entertaining

N is for Neat

R is for Radical

E is for Edgy

U is for Unreal

B is for Boisterous

E is for Enthusiastic

N is for Nutty

What Does Your Name Mean?

I think almost 100% of it is totally true!! LOL! I feel so honoured!!

Your Birthdate: November 4

You have an extraordinary character - moral, responsible, and disciplined.
Your sincerely and honesty shine through in almost every situation.
Driven and focused, you rarely let your emotions get the better of you.
You're level headed and rational. People count on your to look at things objectively.

Your strength: Your unwavering loyalty and ethics

Your weakness: Your rock solid stubbornness

Your power color: Navy blue

Your power symbol: Shield

Your power month: April

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Now there's no reason to not know my BDAY!!

Your Stress Level is: 50%

You are somewhat prone to stress, especially when life gets hard.
When things are good, you resist stressing over little problems.
But when things are difficult, you tend to freak out and find it hard to calm down.

How Stressed Are You?

Quite true!! Let me have a minor freak out moment now.. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

You Are Duck

Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird - literally.
You're known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.

What Kind of Meat Are You?

That's... erm... quite weird!! I think this quiz is rather rude..

Your Dominant Intelligence is Intrapersonal Intelligence

Reflective and thoughtful, you enjoy spending time alone.
You are good at analyzing yourself - and knowing your true feelings.
Totally self aware, you are in tune with your dreams and desires.
A spiritual and philopsophical person, your inner calmness inspires and helps others.

You would make a great philosopher, researcher, or theorist.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

LOL.. and i don't really like philosophy. W.A.D.E.V.R.

You Belong in Spring

Optimistic, lively, and almost always happy with the world...
You can truly appreciate the blooming nature of spring.
Whether you're planting flowers or dyeing Easter eggs, spring is definitely your season!

What Season Are You?

I will post more fun stuff soon!!

KALEIDOSCOPIC WRECK!

2007-07-21T15:19:00.000+08:00

KALEIDOSCOPE: "a plurality of symmetrically arranged images that can be changed by rotation of the tube to rearrange bits of coloured glass held in place at the other end of the tube."

BTW, that is the uber lame slogan that the SYF commitee adopted for 2007..

Let me get in touch with my intellectual persona..

Realignment of musical and cultural immersion into bits and pieces of stuff???
From a choir member's perspective: SPLIT NOTE CHAOS?!?!

I practically see absolutely NO LINK. 没有勾通.. pathetic.

THE WORST PART IS..
The SYF ppl actually created a horrid sing-along-song with the same name.. and VS Choir is forced to sing the chorus with other choirs!! Urghh.. And the song is performed by 4 frivolous teens: 2 Ah Lians and 2 Ah Bengs!! Soooooo much for being invited to the SYF Choral Presentation 2007!! We are also subjected to doing lame choreography and playing with frilly little pom poms!! And the woman in-charge of the whole production actually called us SV BOYS!!!!!! Stands for: School Victoria? Sex-less + Voluptuous (HPH!)???

That is simply degrading.

Yesterday was CCA PHOTOTAKING!!! YAY!!

Since we didn't take a photo last year, it was my second Choir photoshoot!! And i actually was sitting on the bench up front!! Like literally!! All because of my nifty little SECRETARY post!! LOL! I was seated next to Shi Jie, Kenneth and Ashwin! And EDWIN said i looked like MARK!!! All thanks to my shrinking vest which apparently "accentuated my curves"... wadevr. And MR RAPHAEL ONG saw me but i was putting my hands across my belly region!! I better change it before the Choral Presentation!

I'm still thinking of how i'm gonna have a smashing speech... I will try my very best to break the 18 mark restiction! MR RAPHAEL ONG, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

2007'S MOST UNINSPIRATIONAL BLOG!

2007-07-17T15:59:00.000+08:00

VISIT OOI'S BLOG NOW!
http://vinlog.blogspot.com/

All dear fans of impishwiles- will definitely agree with me!!

SCREW YOU!!

XOXO,
REUBEN ;)

CLASS-ify

2007-07-06T19:15:00.000+08:00

After 7 months of being together.. it's about time i should write down what i really think of my classmates!! VS3A 07!

List is arranged by ascending register numbers:

#1: ANDREW
I really admire your personality, very bubbly and supportive!! Plus, recess is nothing like spending it in the classroom!! Good luck with weight loss!! VSCB rocks!!

#2: ANTHONI
Cool guy!! Very determined, inquisitive and friendly person!! First met you during my student ambassador days!! Haha! VC was quite successful lah!! At least we put in loads of effort! The world needs more ppl like you!

#3: ANTHONY
A good friend to the scholars! I realized we had the same taste in music like months ago! Linkin Park rocks!! lol!

#4: CHRISTIAN
Industrious boy! Lovely indonesian mind, body and soul! Should also consider settling the facial hair overgrowth! Or else the VP will come after you with clippers!

#5: EDWIN
OOOH!! "You're like soooo MARK!!"
LOL!!
Choir rocks because of you!! Great SL, cheery + very intellectual friend!! Continue gossiping! Mark/VP is seriously weird!! STAY AWAY!!
Some people just get my personality really naturally and organically, you're just one of them!! Like sooooo totally!!

#6: KAI REN
You has a natural affinity towards YOUTUBE and its contents!! Very frequent 3A blog contributor!! Tagger Kai is a real trademark!! Thanks for all the very thoughtful reminders you gave me!

#7: SHERWIN
CAVEMAN!! Very indigenous boy! Very inventive as in a tribal way! Hopefully he adapts to today's modern society quickly enough!! Good luck! VSXC is damn cool!! But i really don't understand why it's called cross-country when you don't even literally cross countries!! Anyways, i advise you to sweat less!!

#8: ZE WEI
IT savvy dude!! You have really opened my eyes up to the technological world out there!! Thanks for the POKEMON too!! I'm soooo loving the IT room/hideout!

#9: HARI
HARI POTTER!! And i'm soooooooo not Hermoine... I beg you to rethink. Cho Chang is a real slut though! Should really give pep talks to Pin Che on losing weight!

#10: ANH TUNG
The boy with the PRADA belt!! The glasses are really retro!! Should really consider taking up personal grooming lessons!! Your leacherous eyes really enthrall the world!

Will continue with the other 30 other special ppl soon!!

Hola Singapura! Part II

2007-06-21T20:30:00.000+08:00

Hey!
Hey!
You!
You!

I've been out and about in JAPAN!!(without most of you all knowing..)
TOKYO and OSAKA!!

I only arrived on Tuesday night aka 11.55pm!.. and i'm still reeling from jet lag. Urgghh.

2 overseas splendors this wunnerful(ellen!) june holiday has made me more rooted to Singapore!! Now i don't really feel like wandering off to foreign land, Singapore rules!!! Plus, i feel sort of 'sick' of holidays already. Am i getting old?!? Please don't answer that question!!

To save time and energy i shall just rate JAPAN!!

Flight: 5.5/10
Accomodation: 6.5/10
Attractions: 6/10
Entertainment: 7/10
Shopping: 6/10
People: 9/10
Culture: 7.5/10
Food: 6.5/10
Climate: 7/10
Currency: 6/10

Grand Total: 67/100!!

That's quite good given my standards!!

**I will elaborate on the above points soon! Stay tuned! School is going to reopen soon!!

Hola Singapura!!

2007-06-04T13:40:00.000+08:00

I'M FINALLY BACK TO SINGAPORE/REALITY!!

Perth Geography Field Trip was the BEST DAMN THING this year!! i think..

I had loads of fun freezing my ass off down under!!

Read below for the real deal!

DAY 01- 27 MAY 2007

27 May. Oh dear!! It was TOUR GIMMICK/SCAM day!

OUR FLIGHT IS ON 28 MAY AT 1.20AM!!

I spent the whole day doing nothing much. I was wasting my day time watching all the brainless Kids Central shows.. I admit i was that bored. How i wish i could really change the tv schedule lah!! Plus, i think MOBTV is a total $$ cow!! So damn sh*ty and hideously overrated! Honestly, local tv programmes are HORRIBLE!!! I kinda sucks (OK, it really really sucks!!) I only like After Hours.. urghh.

I was about time i changed up and do some last-minute baggage inspection. Incidentally, i had this weird feeeling that i was missing something. And so the baggage inspection was more than thorough. NOTHING WAS MISSING! OH GOODIE!

*Hours and minutes fly past...*

I trudged through the doors of the unusually uninspiring Changi Airport to see this skmipy Victorian/Lu Li Hsuan wearing FULL VS PE KIT!! OMGGG. Excuse me-- Perth ain't tropical dear! Ultimate faux pas in progress by a shameless taiwanese. Poooor creature..

Anyhow, i dragged my bulky bomb/luggage to where the 'BUMBLEBEES' (corny?) were in absolute abundance. *not inside a lovely flower where nectar is outrageously overrated*

Once again, the absolutely fabulous 3A personnel were reunited!!! Me, Choon Hian, Wen Nam, Timothy, Li Hsuan, Jeremy, Joel and finally the newly-elected Head Prefect of VS, TARANG!! BTW, he was late by 5 minutes!!! What a role model..

After checking in our loathsome luggages, our ever-so-over-the-toppest-top tour manager/mistress, Angela decided that the whole ging gang of us 40 Victorians + teachers should ake an "official" group photo by the "official" camera! So lame.. I tries to smile sweetly bu somehow i think i looked damn troubled!! I still harbour questionable memories of the 3A informal photoshoot... if you know what i mean!!

We said our last goodbyes to our dearest parents and was ushered into the departure hall by the tour leader, Mr Wee. He looked soooooo hideous. Really. From what i could infer, he was going through MID-LIFE CRISIS lah! I think he was trying to look youthful by wearing some useless nike soccer boots.. desperate.

The wonderful teachers let us run free in the duty free zone!!! I was with 4 others and we all went around the left wing of the gigantic place. We went to the bookshop which apparently sold old, outdated and overpriced CDs!! So disappointing! We were so sian and tired (it's almost 12mn) until we went to the Gate-dunno-what-number to wait for time to fly. I looked at others viciously pressing the keys on their PSPs and some people gossiping about me (i can tell)... Then me, Wen Nam and Timothy went to the free-internet thingy place!! Then i started to blog with only 20 minutes allowed per person...

12mn- it's a new day!

DAY 02- 28 MAY 2007

I finished my blogpost at 12:08 (see the previous post)!!

P.S. I will continue blogging about the Perth trip... I'm currently damn tired and busy doing holiday homework!!

Leaving on a jetplane.

2007-05-28T00:08:00.000+08:00

Hey guys!!!!

I'm now at Changi Airport waiting to board the flight to Perth!!

Will only be back on June 3rd!!!

Yesterday's ISG was quite FUN!!!

LOL!

Eugene Hsu kept on complementing the whole event!! I feel sooooooo honoured!

Perth will be filled with loads of fun stuff! Hopefully!

Cheers!!!

MARK me down.

2007-05-19T20:41:00.000+08:00

AAAAHHHH.

My results have finally surfaced.

They STINK big time.

Wadevr is not an option now..
NO exclamation MARKS will be used in this post. serious. period.

A MATH: 60/100
Some hellish result that ruined my day. COMPLETELY. I am "officially" last in class for the paper along with 2 others. It totally jeopardized my feelings towards my mathematical skill quota (which apparently is equally as bad or worse.) I thought Mr Chan would yell at me for blasting up his paper. But he didn't. He observed my sad expression that was hideously obscured by fake happiness. Yi Wei rocked the paper with 94. Some fugly PRC guy slaughtered him with 97. I smell a bitch.

ENGLISH: 36/50
The only saving grace that day. It was unexpected. The summary saved the paper with 23/25. The compre was, well, as usual, weak. 13/25. Mr Raphael said it was like this across the level. Anyhow, it was good to feel a tinge of joy running through my veins. Enjoyed every moment of it.

CHEMISTRY: 76.8/100
I was quite disappointed with myself for not scoring at least an 80 for the paper. Oh well others were as usual, PRO. Highest being Yang En scoring close to 90. Chemicals react and so do humans. duh. Pouring my heart out to li hsuan seemed quite embarrassing.

PHYSICS: 73/100
OKAY. I told li hsuan directly after the paper that i was to score 60+ for the paper and if i do score 70+, i would scream and jump off the building.
BUT the thing was that everyone scored soooooo much better than me. A1s were roaming the class. A2s were losers. Or so i thought. Timothy shocked me with 92 for physics. Wonderful. I really mean it. He deserves it.

BIOLOGY: 72/100
The last paper. The one that failed to impress.
Someone once told me:
"It's not about what you love and have interest in, it's all about what you can do best in."
I guess it's true.

Conclusion:
I am neither here nor there.

XOXO

I'm like so.. WADEVR.

2007-05-14T13:51:00.000+08:00

And so the dreaded MYEs are OVER!!

I don't really feel the type of FREEDOM i'm 'supposed' to feel.

So inorganic.

I guess 3A ppl are going nuts right now.

Wadevr.

I think it's just the awry repercussions that are getting to me. I could have done better.

I was cramming my brain ytd/tdy for BIO exam!! And so i think i did OKAY only. I was painting marvellous tales of how blood travels from the left atrium to the right atrium. That's soooo ME! Anyhow, BIO rocks me socks off!! *teenage squeals*

After "Mass Hysteria in 3A", i went to meet Bing Xing and Malcolm to discuss the Choir ISG 2007 stuff. Pock Thong was there. He wasn't of much help!!! Hmphh. I still in deep thoughts how i want the BADMINTON stuff to be carried out... the deadline is drawing near!!

Just now i was searching my favourite TV shows on WIKIPEDIA!!

Here's a list of what i currently watch!:
#1 being the most favourite!!

Desperate Housewives :))
Ugly Betty :))
Survivor :))
America's Next top Model :)
Pepper Dennis:P
American Idol:)
Amazing Race:)
Ellen :P
After Hours :)
Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency :P

The next few days are gonna be spent soul-searching.

I'm gonna get OVER IT!!

BECAUSE...

I'M THE F*CKING QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE!!

Affected.

2007-05-11T16:29:00.000+08:00

That was the word Mdm Nabilah dramatically warned us that would upset Biology teachers!! She declared it a BAD WORD...
Eg> Enzymes are affected by pH...

LOL.

Today i said something so damn inappropriate:

"Stop looking and comparing all the sizes lah. Just tell me what you want and i'll give it to you."

Jeremy and his hysterical laugh trails.

Sounds really pornish, subconciously...

OKAY. I was put in-charge by Mdm Lyana of asking ppl what was their T-shirt size cos it's for the Victorian Challenge EXCLUSIVE apparel. At least i now know she has faith in me rather than someone. Thank God..!!

Cut all that horny crap.

Today was sort of a double death for me. A Math was kinda SCREWY. As in easy to flung type. i bombed my pathetic graph!! But i thought it was soooo much easier than e math. Li hsuan begged to differ?!?! Wadevr :P
Prediction: 63/100

Geog E paper was really unstable. I chose the qns on RIVERS cos that was the only topic i really studied, not that i didn't study natural veg! I drew this hopelessly sparse drawing of an ANNOTATED DIAGRAM showing the formation of a delta?!?! 6 MARKS!! Ooossh.
Prediction: 20/30

Monday is BIOLOGY!! I better put all my heart and soul into this paper in order to redeem myself!! A1 here i come!!!!

MEANDERING BLOOD VESSELS!! *collapses tragically*

PHYSICal Breakdown.

2007-05-10T12:02:00.000+08:00

Today's Physics paper i must say was EASIER than the past year papers!!

But as usual, i am illogical. *shrieks*

The MCQs were quite easy but some qns were one hell of a b*tch!! Some qns were even adapted from ten-year series and past year papers. So despo.

The other sections were tougher(duh!)...

The first qn stunned me. It required u to describe and plan an experiment to find the density of a marble... and they gave a list of apparatus available.. 4 MARKS!! That's actually lesser than i expected!! Wadevr. I constructed this horrendous experiment with much self-doubt.

The forces and moments qns were jibberish to me.
I did not know how to do the moments one!! So did Li Hsuan!! *screams*

Raphael Ong told us today that the teachers were shocked that my class ain't doing so well. Then our response consisted of: yeah. duh. wadevr. If we are so terribly disappointing, u shld really pity the rest cos they ain't any better!!

4A very IMBA like what edwin told me!!

I was like watching American Idol yesterday(when i was supposedly studying!)
It ain't really that good. Jordin was owning the whole of ytd! LOL.

Tmr's papers are very very heavy-going!! A MATH and GEOG E!!! I'm soooooo glad i survived soooooooo many days of exams!!!!!!

3 more to go! :)

RIVERS ROCK! :P

Selenic Acid

2007-05-09T13:22:00.000+08:00

That was the topic i viciously debated with timothy.

It turns out that i'm correct!! Hoorah!!

H2SeO4 ^.^

Today's chemistry paper was actually DO-ABLE!!

I was really filled with such delight! I could actually do chemistry without straining my mental system.. Mdm Lyana already warned us she was setting the PAPER and if we do not score A1, we might as well drop chemistry!! Typical Lyana style is that she tells toooo many great lies... insoluble woman behavioral syndrome..

Let's all heave a sigh of relief.

I really bombed many papers already.

HCL(not hydrochloric acid/hydrogen chloride!) was really NASTY!!! AARRGGHH. You sure can count on chinese nationals to set one hell of a paper. Suddenly i see.

I shall make myself inspired. I crave LOGIC for tmr's physics paper. moments... Let's all consume those baby milk products which 'supposedly' can give your baby logic?!?!

I have just found it officially insulting to call ppl *not for u to know*
Ppl can't be any more disrespectful. FYI, I think they're just envious.

My innocence is brilliance, at least for now!

Under my umbrella..

2007-05-04T16:19:00.000+08:00

OK, it has been pouring these few days..
*Reuben and the rain have a love and hate relationship*

And i've been not blogging these few days..

LOL.

Today marks the start of the dreaded EXAMS!!

Had the English Language Papers 1+2 just a few hours ago!! I think i screwed my ass up for the narrative essay!! I was spinning lame tales!! AARRGGHH! I made the WISE(?) choice of choosing the topic: SILENCE..

Anyhow, the other choices were even more mundane.
Eg> something weird topic with "silver lining in a cloud"(?) thingy..

I wrote this uber bad sh*t crap essay that would make me score about ~20 or so.. that's bad, considering my class is the home of marvelous writers.

The situational compo was actually quite lame. Continuous rambling about the dull events that happened on some CIP thingy. I thought it was rather smooth.. considering this is my very 1st time writing a magazine report!! LOL!

The comprehension was OKAY. I'm still not so sure about my damn SHORT answers. It seems very weird. I seriously tend to write tooooooo much when answering easy questions.. but not this time!! I thought i had like 5 minutes left to check my summary once more but the teacher said "STOP WRITING!" and it gave me a rude shock!!! Haha.. Wadever!

Next week is filled with naughty exams..

MONDAY- Social Studies
E Math

TUESDAY- Higher Mother Tongue

WEDNESDAY- Chemistry

THURSDAY- Physics

FRIDAY- Add Math
Geography(E)

MONDAY- Biology

I'm really worried about SS and Physics!!

Wish me luck!!!

Testing 1.. 2.. 3..

2007-04-21T16:54:00.000+08:00

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Hey guys!!

Pls do this test to see how much u know me!!

Courtesy of Ashwin and Kenneth!!

Create your own Friend Test here

I'M VERY SORRY TO BREAK TO YOU ALL THAT VSCHOIR ACHIEVED THE GOLD AWARD IN THE SYF 2007.

I'm still happy to say that we are not broken down.

And we'll keep on striving!!

Pattaya 2007!!

JIA YOU!!

Cheers.

I was filled with such delight..

2007-04-16T18:06:00.000+08:00

NOT!!

I am sooooo not delighted today.

I was like sweating profusely during morning assembly!! Although no wind swept past me, the ppl around me were amazingly 100% DRY!!! *sounds like a tv advert* Why me???? what makes it like 500000000X worse is the fact that the fat tramp/class whore ain't dripping...

I was also busting my ass off trying to complete chem workbook! .. stress.. I seriously had no freakin idea how to do lah! Cos i missed school on thurs and fri inclusive of one 3-period chem lesson!!!! Speaking of which i am extremely disappointed in myself for falling ill days before syf. Bad reuben.

Then it was time for choir practice!! I was distraught/discouraged/fuming again as i couldn't really sing. seriously. If i were to sing, i would sure strain like a mad person. Sickness..... *cough**cough* SYF is tmr!! Screw my voice.. i wanna sing soooooo badly.

Cos of choir, i missed more than half of chem lesson today!! I shall just lag forever. My dear mind couldn't really register the soluble/insoluble salt stuff.. SALTS DRIVE ME WILD!!!

Physics was a total bore. I fogot to bring my physics workbook.. but in actual fact i thought i lost it cos i couldn't find it at home.. Thank heaven and earth jia wen wasn't there and i didn't get barked(yes, she barks!) at. More copying on foolscap occured... and was observed. moments...

Tmr is SYF!! I want GOLD WITH HONOURS(this is supposed to look like gold..) so badly!! i can feel it in my fingers, i can feel it in my toes... everyone sang, credo, noyosa. Legendary. Legacy. Sustainable? Yup.

If i were a gas..
i would be ammonia.
i would choke stupid freaks to death. ie. mozzie/carrot
and i can turn moist red litmus paper blue!! mysteriously.. wow.

SWEET!!

LOL!

and i didn't know buckets hung by string could double up as pendulums... not!!
courtesy of a vamp.

GET PSYCHED!

IT'S FRIDAY!! AND IT'S GOOD!!

2007-04-06T15:00:00.000+08:00

LOL!

Yesterday was SPORTS DAY@ vjc!! Met dear vip MOSES!! YIPEES!
Earlier in the day, the whole class of 3A was mugging like free for BIO TEST!!! Mr Raphael was toooooo kind to let us mug even more... BLESS HIM!

Mdm Nabilah was sooooo evil to set a lame paper which was totally unworthy of the hell we all went through just to study for!!!! F.U.R.I.O.U.S.

Then i had choir practice!! I think we're getting better! If the rate of increase is directly proportionate to time, we'll be enjoying the many 'fruits' of our labour!!! GOLD WITH HONOURS, HERE WE COME!! Damn the CO!!!

At SPORTS DAY...

ME was damn busy tracking/hunting down 3A students for the sake of marking their attendance in the smeltering heat!! I'm toooo hardworking.. About 36 of them turned up! 90%! Better than last year's 2J...

So me, moses and li hsuan were socialising.. esp li hsuan who was talking to some unknown boy! I guess the innocent/blur-looking taiwanese boy will never know the dangers of talking to strangers.. duh! Sure target for paedophiles. Gd luck! He'll need it someday..

BOREDOM swept through our veins/arteries/capillaries... we started strolling around the school with li hsuan as usual, lagging behind! Then the 3 of us decided to settle at the concourse.. Li hsuan and i felt extremely out of place due to the fact that 100% of ppl there were from vj!! 2 vain tramps soon came and sat their gigantic fat asses on the seats beside us. They gave us the EVILS!! So we got up and left. I spotted them dragging our table next to theirs for "handbag lodging"!!!! *B!TCH!* Screw 'em!

After all that sh*t, we went loitering around the school canteen area.. for fun!! I started to recite the whole sec 3 camp mishappenings to moses.. in addition with a tinge of insult to 'lovable' lu li hsuan. LOL! How loyal am i?? Damn loyal.

We got damn bored so we returned. It seemed that dear timothy tee was awaiting our grand arrival.. he said he tried calling/signalling/contacting me. But my HP was OFF!!! okayyy... so it was partly my fault. But why was he waiting for us.. royalty rulezz!!

Moses and i started brainstorming for 'names' for ppl who apparently don't have christian names! Eg. Lu Li Hsuan, Ms Leow Yoon Li...

LEOW YOON LI > MIMOSA PONGPONG LEOW YOON LI
LU LI HSUAN > XENA ALICE LU LI HSUAN
LU LI CHIEH > URSULA LU LI CHIEH [LH's damn irritating brother]

LOL!!!

Had soooooo much fun!!

Friendship rox!!

So we went home by bus 31..

Till then.

MOOD SWINGS @ VS3A .:::. OOOOOOOOI
WADEVR.

Carrots and Mozzies..

2007-03-30T16:47:00.000+08:00

I just can't stand a certain someone from my class!! AARGHH!! Those from 3A should know...

So far, my life has been ultra hectic! Can't stand the stressful environment everywhere! SYF, mid-year's.. and the list goes on......

Today we just had early choir practice! WOOTS!! I really love the idea! It's like the best thing ever.. cos assembly can be a tad tooooo draggy! But once i stepped into class, ppl thought i was knocked down by a car?!?!

CHOY!!!!

Wadever.

I just had CHINESE ORAL today!! Soooo terrible... i have concluded that i have no affiliation to china.. i guess? I don't have the give of the gab. Blehh. I only got the gift of the crap. I love crapping around!! *cutesy smile* LOL!

Oh ya! I've decided to throw myself at the opportunity of my sec 3 lifetime: Geography field trip to Perth, Australia!! but Mrs Bala told me that it ain't confirmed i'll get my ass in.. i would like to think that i'm in!LOL. And i'm ditching the Pattaya trip with choir!! Coz it'll clash with Victorian Challenge Day and MT listening compre!!! Poor planning i presume... and it falls on school days!! i love school lah!!

My CA1 scores were very average. L1R5: 9! Haha... it sucks lah... must strive towards 6 points!!

Just to inform you all, America's Next Top Model Cycle 7 is currently showing on Channel 5 on Sunday after Ugly Betty!!! UGLY BETTY RAWKS!! Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency is also premiering next week! And Survivor: Fiji is tonight after Supernatural(rocks!)!!! TV REALLY MAKES YOU SMARTER!! well at least in my context..

UGLY IS THE NEW BEAUTIFUL.

oh-so-very simple life.. ORGANIC ATTACK!!

2007-03-09T21:07:00.000+08:00

.. in dear kahang, malaysia!!! It was..... ermm.. very...... enlightening?!?!

Honestly...

It sucked big time.

Basically, I am not the type of person who is crazy about camping(that's why i'm not a red shirt! :)) althought one of my greatest dreams is to join SURVIVOR and bank in my $1000000....

Day ONE:

And so we set off from beloved VS to Kahang.. And i, being very pessimistic and non-forthcoming, was complaining incessantly as usual!! I think some ppl got irritated :))
I totally hated the bus ride!! Urghhhh!!!! I thought at most it would take 1.5 hours to get there from the malaysian customs checkpoint.. But i guess i was lying to meself!! I took almost 3 hours of jerky and bumpy torture to make my grand arrival... sian.. The bus driver was oh-so-evil, he lighted his cigarette (somehow) and smoked happily ever after.. oh wait, he thought he was... My sensitive nose could obviously detect pollution. I couldn't stand it. blehh.

When we finally reached there, i heaved a sigh of desperate relief... i needed fresh air!! But i wasn't that fresh lah.. To my horror.. the place was bombarded with truck loads of flies!! Ewwww!! Sooooo irritating.. felt like calling for the 'Rentokil'(rent-to-kill... duh!) ppl to perform a bloody masasacre on them...

Pitching tents was horrible.. I didn't know what the hell was a "FLY SHEET" or whatever you call it.. My tentmates were equally as BLUR! Ah well, we seeked help from one of the instructors called Jerome. I started making stupid comments and compromising/negotiating nosense with him until he was utterly annoyed..

Then it was time for LUNCH. By that time most of us were starving. Namely Pin Che and gang. But my stomach begged to differ and concluded that it was reluctant to digest loads of food. So i ate some. The food was soooooooo bad. The organic rice was i clumps and the chicken drumstick was more like a stick/branch cos it had almost no meat on it and so i donated it to the endearing dustbin! The vegetables were all soggy and mushy and looked like they were marinated in padi field muddy water.. yuxx... Luckily i was spared from diarrhoea. Eveyone was spared. LOL.

The activities that followed were most boring and uninteresting... Ice-breaking session was a failure. We already know each other for like 3 months so breaking more ice would make us fall into the freezing water?!?! Besides, we aren't that cold.. neither am i a snow queen. After that crap was a talk from the owner of the rice farm. Ultra boredom. He went on and on about what organic rice farming is and how great his farm is..... blah blah blah.. ego overload. Our priceless attention was mostly on the horrid flies that were buzzing about.

Then [i think..] we had R&R (rest and relax)!! But i was soooo short-lived as it was barely 30 minutes to bathe and do whatever.. :(( After enduring 'harsh conditions' for what seems like forever, we had dinner which surprisingly tasted better than lunch, but still quite disgusting..

*to be continued.. sayonara!!

HAPPY CNY!!!

2007-02-19T18:55:00.000+08:00

CNY (Chinese New Year) was yesterday!! And i forgot to send e-cards to ppl... what a way to start off the new year. Anyway, HAPPY CNY to all ppl out there!!!
I haven't blogged for a week now. I was toooooo busy mugging my ass off for tests and ca papers. I sort of screwed up most of it. As usual. I think i failed my english comprehension. Hmm.. not worth talking about. Geography paper was tough, or so i thought. My mind was in another dimension. And the answers didn't splurt out onto the paper as quickly as it should've been. Oh well, excuses... Just blame it wholly on ME.
Anyway, the choir performed for the cny celebrations on friday!! Unfortunately, it wasn't as good as we thought it would turn out to be. And so we got pumped.
My dear VIP Moses came back to VS on friday!!! So Moses, Kenneth, Jun Rong and I went to Parkway. Then Jun Rong started to be a bitch and he just went back to school for volleyball practice. Good riddance. The remaining three of us dined at pastamania! All i can say is that it was bad. BAD. BAD. BAD. BAD. BAD. Service was soooo terrible and food made me sick. Literally. Paid over $10+++ for myself and felt very cheated by their horrid business antics. It was sooooooooooo wrong. After our ordeal with nastiness, we all went home happy. Nonetheless.
CNY yesterday was OKAY. Like any other year. But i still enjoyed myself. And my dear cousin brought his girlfriend over. LOL. I didn't expect him to be so thick-skinned. Whatever, she was fine.
I am still coughing and my nose is leaking. I shall continue loving pigs. PIGS RULE!!!

*but one pig doesn't. HPH. if you know what i mean.

Half Day...

2007-02-12T12:54:00.000+08:00

Okay.. So VS had a half day. Well, it kinda saved my life.. i was going through this crazy feverish sneezly cycle!! I was so drained out.. My throat was inflammed. My whole body felt sooooo hot (as in temperature hot)!! I just dreaded every moment of school..
Luckily, the HALF DAY thingy came and wronged my denial. As this person=me was toooo guilty to admit that he was feeeling a little under the weather.. I feel guilty not attending choir practice today!!! And i pretended i was well and looking forward to it.. I guess im too kind to claim sickness..
I also got back my Coordinate Geometry test today. Was OK. 7/10!!! It's an avearge to mediocre score. Whatever. At least i can get an A1 for E Maths!! And my physics and chemistry tests were cancelled! Which translates to the following days being a living hell!!!
Here i am. Still blowing my snout. The mucus is disgusting. It's highlighted GREEN!!!
Anyway, i shall make use of this opportunity to RENEW my passport so that i'm able to leave the country to endure 3/4 nights of hell...
Tmr's the EL comprehension test... must do well!

SLI.

2007-02-10T22:26:00.000+08:00

.. Hmm.. SLI(student laeders' investiture) was OK lah. Initially, I thought i otherwise...
Well, at least i got something of of it! A TIE PIN!!! Wahaha!.. i'm being a little too lame. And they're trying to be a little bit cutesy to give such petit gifts. So much for being chairperson of student ambassadors. I still love my post! Rehearsal after rehearsal.. i feel soooo liberated now!! Free from the clasp of ultra enthu people!
* some ppl just do not respect my me for my abilities. that's all i'm going to say.
But another nightmare has just began... next week is CA week!! I should be mugging like hell and i feel like doing so but gravity ain't helping! I can't just blame the Earth i should blame myself for being very very naughty.. I am determined to do well for english (as promised) and geography elect papers! As i've been kinda under the intellectual radar lately.

Survivor Fiji rocks!!!

CORRECTIONS

2007-02-02T16:21:00.000+08:00

I am not mean and fierce. I am not mean and fierce. I am not mean and fierce. I am not mean and fierce. I am not mean and fierce. I am not mean and fierce. I am not mean and fierce. I am not mean and fierce. I am not mean and fierce. I am not mean and fierce.

SORRY MR RAPHAEL ONG IF YOU ARE READING THIS!!!

WILL NOTS:
I will not be a cold-hearted b**** ever again. I will not roll my eyes when you talk to me. I will not hate english lessons. I will not dao you when our paths cross. I will not stick my tongue out. I will not piss you off. I will not irritate you. I will not write naughty stuff about you on my blog.(I never did) I will not say your jokes are pathetic. I will not be stuck up. I will not be defensive.

WILLS:
I will be nicer. I will more attentive. I will write better compos. I will graciously let you see me doing my work. I will learn to not be so dao. I will promote peace and harmony. I will be more enthusiastic. I will enjoy english lessons. I will put up with your attitude. I will write a killer commonwealth essay. I will name you the best teacher on earth. I will greet you with a full smile if i see you anywhere.

You see, i'm not a bad person after all. YOU CAN JUDGE ME.

Yours truly, madly and deeply,
REUBEN.

SYF-er!!!

2007-01-26T16:12:00.000+08:00

FINALLY!!!After 2 whole years of intense soul-searching and self-improvement, i have succeeded! I GOT INTO SYF!!! Yay! But some ppl say that i don't deserve to be in the team.. and i know perfectly well that i'm one of the weakest(if not the weakest) here. I'll just have to prove them that Reuben Su ain't so pathetic after all.. :) I'm still happy lah! Haha!

This whole week has been plagued by surprises and a little bit of frustration..

SYF!!! I didn't know i could enter..

HAPPY:)) eugene hsu also got in!! Yipee! But the journey has just began.. we still have a long way to go! JIAYOU VS CHOIR!!!

A Math Test!!! Obtained 8/10!! haha.. prediction was wrong!

I seriously thought that i would die-die get 6/10.. but i think Mr Chan a little bit lenient towards us!! Although most of the class got full marks, 8 is good enough!! I must thank my sun, moon and stars!

SLI!! Arghh.. nothing good to say about that.

I sooooo angry with this!!! At first i didn't know why i needed to attend this due to the very fact that I'M NOT A STUDENT LEADER WHATSOEVER!!! Then i approached the teacher i/c then she asked me what my cca was. I said choir and she replied that choir was represented by jonathan and pock thong and that i can go off.. HUH?? I was sooo damn pissed off! They wasted my whole friggin time and i had to forgo my nourishment to attend choir prac!! Horrible error they made..

Then i made a discovery today. After school today, i told Anthoni about the Student Ambassador party next week cos he didn't go for the meeting in the morning(prefects are busy ppl!). Then he told me i was the Chairperson for Student Ambassador?!?! I didn't know it was me.. i thought it was Tarang!! Arghh... if i had known earlier..

Contemporary Essay...

NO COMMENTS.

100m Sprint.. o.u.c.h.!

This week's PE lesson was horrendous. We had to do this Athletics Standard Test thingy.. ultra lame and evil. I already knew i would fail, so why bother doing it... And the first item was 100m sprints and while i was "sprinting" my thighs were splitting apart... painful.. still hurting.

Life is so interesting.

MAADDDNNESSS!!

2007-01-22T16:26:00.000+08:00

I think at the rate i'm going, i will soon end up in a mental hospital!! I seriously think that i'm gonna lose my mind any moment! Too many things to wory about... I still have 4 more tests coming up this week and one more scheduled next week!! STRESS... :((
I somehow have this notion of me being last in my class.. They are just high up in the heavens oblivious to whatever that happens on EARTH, while i'm stuck here digging my own grave! I really really need to manage myself ASAP!!!
I know for sure i screwed up my first ever A math test! I feel soooo guilty for not thinking of that stupid little solution... the max i will score is 6/10!!! It's a B4 and it sucks!! Everyone is expected of an A1 and a B4 is just pathetic... Mr Chan will just have to slaughter me for tarnishing his almost perfect msg! I must get my math right.. I also think i screwed up today's chemistry test due to my carelessness! How i wish i wasn't so mindless.. i predict i will get 16/20 for it.. it's still horrendous.
Luckily, my ongoing nightmare aka chinese holiday hw, has been settled once and for all!! Yipees!! i just completed it this morning at around 3.45am! Homework still very much bothers me... i have this geography project on flood defence to complete!! And some geog research on deforestation in the amazon rainforest that we have to present "The Arena" style.. seems a little toooo lame!
And locally produced tv shows are just getting lamer and lamer.. eg. The Dance Floor!! How tragic, totally incomparable to So You Think You Can Dance.. Most of the dancers really deserve a beating!!! Although i see some potential in the few and far between, it has really been poisoning to the soul!!! Oh look, i see a media whore.. if you who i'm talking about (singapore idol wannabe cum dancer?!.. does it ring a bell?)
Oh well.. i'll just have to get used to sec 3 life. Never in my wildest dreams would i have known that it was this tough.

PANIC ATTACK!!!

2007-01-02T16:41:00.000+08:00

School is like going to reopen tmr!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! I'm soooooo screwed...!!
The chinese homework is driving me CRAZY!! I can't stand the fact that i have to read a CHINESE BOOK which i have practically no interest in!! + it's 30% of CA1!!! I'm so gonna pray to the great sun, moon and stars to grant my wish of delaying the collection of the assignment!!! & hopefully the teacher should be kind enough to understand his/her student's plight!!!
The other thing i'm not so looking forward to is wearing long pants tmr!!! I have no clue whether i look OK wearing them! Because the freakin school tailor/seamstress is like so damn colourblind!!(i think..) The uniform(excluding khaki shorts) by right should be white and white ONLY!! NOT BLUE AND WHITE (highlight this)AT THE SAME TIME!!! I just hate that colour combination... so UGLY!! Maybe it's just the material that is problematic... 50% cotton and 50% polyester?! The retarded polyester must be the culprit!! But why can't polyester be WHITE?!?!

2007 CAN NEVER BE SOOOOOO WRONG!!!

Crashing Into 2007!!

2006-12-31T23:30:00.000+08:00

Hello again!!!
I'm blogging at 11.30pm(i guess!) which is just a mere 30 minutes away from 2007!!
There's sooooo much to look out for next year!!!
List of extra important events next year:

SYF!!!(i'm trying my hardest to get in!!)
My Super Sweet 15 (not 16..)
Christmas?!?!... that's far away.... :(

Lots of luck next year!! Must always put your best foot forward and let's usher in the new year!!

2007, here i come!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

3A '07

2006-12-29T17:14:00.000+08:00

FINALLY!!!
The sec 3 class posting results are out! Yup, I'm in 3A! Yay!!! {My hard work(err...) has paid off!}LOL!! So far i only know like 3 people.. all from my sec 2 class!
My choir seniors seemed to take notice of it... especially S***m** and E***!(private and confidential!) I don't need so much attention la!!! *"SUCCESSOR..."* hahaas..

3A = best class? = more 'threats' = more stress = more white hair = ????

OK... i admit my math equation skills are not very good..

Resolutions:

WORK HARDER!
WORK SMARTER!
MAKE MORE FRIENDS!/BE FRIENDLIER!
FOCUS!
GET NOTICED!(a little bit contradictory)

I think that's about all i can think of at the moment! JIA YOU! :)

Push me!

2006-12-28T13:52:00.000+08:00

I need INSPIRATION and DRIVE soooo badly! I cannot just leave my dear holiday homework left 50% incomplete/complete!!!

Confession 01: I feel so guilty using up 7 pieces of foolscap paper for my math homework when i could have used 5/6 pieces!!! Therefore, x(unknown) more trees will be killed because of me! So much for being a crazily devoted/self-proclaimed ecologist named "EARTH"!(if you know what i mean!)

Confession 02: I have not completed my chinese homework!!! I think i'm on the verge of being a total screw-up! Well i also think many others won't be better off than me!!! Same league!!(that's what i heard!) I personally have repelling powers when it comes to reading chinese books... especially those detective stories which was written by some german! -Ultra blah!! I must admit that i'm a picky reader!! LOL! Oh, and FYI I DON'T DO POWERPOINTS!!!

Confession 03: I'm seriously waiting in vain for the sec 3 class posting!!! It has been like forever and nothing has come out!!! Supposed to be the last week of december= this week!!! I thought it would appear on monday= christmas or at most tuesday= boxing day!!! AARRGGHHH!!! I think the funky little earthquake that struck taiwan knocked out the school's system or something... that may explain the tardiness?! It must be churned out by tmr! Or i'm gonna be mad and get sent to the institute of mental health!!! Somehow i think knowing my class will get me going and start completing the uncompleted stuff!!! Don't delay me!!!

My horoscope today:
SCORPIO(Oct 23- Nov 21):
Put all the partying and fun behind you and work diligently to clear matters up before year end. Your resourcefulness will help you complete pending matters. Get in touch with people who can help you out today.

I wonder who?
It's so accurate and so assuring!!! I guess i should live my life according to horoscopes?!

P.S. I still have not completed the post on the Malacca trip!!! I guess next year would be good to finish it?

Merry Christmas!!!

2006-12-25T20:00:00.000+08:00

Merry Christmas to everyone out there!!! Hmm... I'm officially like blogging on a Christmas Day itself! I never done so before!! LOL!
Lately, I have been sending e-cards to my friends!! You are my friend if you receive one from me! Just kidding, you are MORE THAN THAT!(not in a sick way!) But the truth is, i did not really send the e-cards to everyone in my address book! I only sent less than 10 e-cards!!! How tragic and pathetic is that?!?! OUTRAGE! I always tell myself that i want to do *blah* things, then i end up doing part of *blah* and feel very guilty!!(but will get over it very soon!) I want to do another online apology!(once again):

To: The Very Unlucky Few(if not a lot more!)
From: The Very Guilty, Reuben

Dear P.E.O.P.L.E.,

I'm am sincerely very very very very SORRY for not sending you all the e-card that you all deserve!!
Merry Christmas!!

Yours truly,
Reuben! :)

Once again i'm so sorry for not sending the e-cards to my dear friends!!! Words can't describe the guilt i'm facing!! Please forgive me and forget my tragic mistake!
See you all soon! And don't come after me with a knife/axe/fork/spoon etc...!!

TRIPPIN'

2006-12-12T14:25:00.000+08:00

Hi once again!!!(as always) I'm finally back from Malacca, Malaysia!! SORRY for not updating ASAP!!! Had to rest my mind, body and soul!

Day ONE:
Reached school at around 6.40am. Had to patiently wait for other "cinderellas to alight from their horse-drawn carriages" before we could finally get moving!!! I was like in constant paranoia mode due to the overwhelming burden of being responsible for the PASSPORT!(was about to die from an anxiety attack)
The coach ride there was an extremely nauseating experience for me! I think i was suffering from some motion sickness thingy! Luckily i didn't puke! LOL! Sitting beside Teng Wei was a bigger issue! He kept on nudging me as if he was a hyperactive little chlid trying to gain some attention! That's why i couldn't sleep la!!!! Was awake and irritated immensely for 4 hours. Period.
The stopover at Yong Peng was quite an eye-opener to the hygiene level of typical Malaysian food centres! The toilets were absolutely mortifying!!! In addition, an indian man was smoking (huffing and puffing) in there! Horribly repulsive!!!The toilet bowls were just directly linked to the cesspool so flushing wasn't in their dictionary! Stenches were polluting the already polluted air!
Once we hit Malacca, we were off to the Jusco shopping mall!!! Eric told me Jusco was a Hong Kong franchise! (since Eric is a native of Hong Kong) We were ordered by Ms Lau to have our lunch there and she only gave us less than an hour!!! Me, Shane and Jia Rong abandoned our dear (helpless) leader Neng Wei and teamed up with Eric's(Yun Chak!!!) group to scour for other places to munch other than the food court which was quite confusing and troublesome! We finally arrived at Delifrance!! How i wished it would uphold its wondrous reputation... but it turned out to be a nightmare!!!! The service was very poor and the food looked abused and tasted like...!! Methods of preparation seemed so warped! The staff mambers were like trainees and were ultra blur! And there was this gang of TKSS girls who summoned their teachers because their coach had to leave already and their food had yet to be served!!! One of the teachers was very vicious in speech and sounded like an ah-lian! LOL! She looked young and her inexperience definitely showed! Eventually the staff prepared their food in plastic cases! Then, we had to queue up for a meal... it took quite a while.... When i had a little sip of my 7-up drink, i was immediately screaming in my mind!!! it tasted like 'sparkling... water'!!! It was very bitter yet very acidic!!! Some weird reaction occuring in my mouth!!! Eww...... I didn't make a scene there due to the lack of time...
Our next stop was the Watercity Resort!!! Finally!!!!!! Yipees and Yahoos!! We all alighted onto the road which was close to the 'lobby'. Then we heard a woman shouting, it was our tour guide Irene!!! She was complaining that we got off at the wrong stop! But we already took our precious belongings out of the coach!!! So we had to walk this long and teacherous pathway to the block where we will be living in!!! The stupid path was so poorly cut out and the stone slabs were also rickety and precarious!!! Just our luck!! Bad news erupted again!!! Some of our apartments were still being occupied(and the staff were in the midst of throwing them out!) and some were supposedly DIRTY!!! That's seriously disgusting... So we had to dump our luggages into a make-shift room!! We were seriously running out of time as we needed to start our warm-ups before entering the Grand Ballroom for combined practice with AJC and Mr Kwei!! Tea was also being served but we couldn't spare any time to indulge! Mr Kwei also told us to practice THERE! We took dunno how long to figure out where 'there' actually is!!! It was in the smeltering heat and direct exposure to the sun+ it's on the road(added danger)!!! Doesn't Mr Kwei know that we are at risk of getting skin cancer and being knocked down by a vehicle?

** will be continued... fingers are tired..... brain is malfunctioning.........

A Hasty One!

2006-12-03T23:55:00.000+08:00

Hey heys, i'm going to make this post short and sweet! I'm going to Malacca tmr liao!!! Must have a little sleepy time already!!! :( I totally don't feel like sleeping! haha...
Tmr will really be a hectic day... *sighs*... but it's just a mere obstacle we're going to face on our road to excellence! (think so..)
Oh, I'm not going to bring the camera because of many reasons...
1. It's my brother's!!!
2. Possible theft case...
3. Physical abuse by me!
4. Physical abuse by others..
5. Amatuer-ish photography skills!!
6. Mental insecurities!
Haha... Lots of love from me!!! Bubbye!.. :)

P.S. This post took 6 minutes to type!!! Record! (for me, that is...) :)

Shut your mouth and say it ain't so!

2006-12-02T14:53:00.000+08:00

Shut your mouth and say it ain't so! I have just realised how one year could soon come to an end!!!! Arghh!!! It's already December and in less than a month's time i will be going back to school! But currently i'm still waiting for the Sec 3 2007 classes to be announced!!!(too slow) Anyway, i was given VS2A! Yipees! But then agian it's really quite SAD... Next year i won't get to see my best-est friend (Moses).. But my life has got to move on and besides there is such a thing called a telephone!
On Monday the choir and i are heading to Malacca!! Can't wait! But i must first prepare pack all my goods into my bag! And i must discipline myself not to eat fried foods+spicy foods+food containing milk(that includes milk, cheese, ice-cream....)!!! Because all of the above will affect The Voice(so grand!)I will just have to make do with substitutes lor. I must learn to resist temptations!(with a few exceptions!) *at my own risk!*
I am very determined to improve my singing abilities and capabilities!(it's a utmost necessity) I have to show ppl what Reuben Su is made of!(i think i'm being too self-deluded already!!!) 'Coincidentally', the choir also has to strengthen itself. We totally need more focus! (can yoga help?) After Thrusday's exercise(quoted from Kenneth's blog), it was apparent that we took it too far! Sorry comm. members!!! (online apology!)
I think my dear crystal ball is telling me that the hours of practice will pay off!! (hopefully...)
I will also blog more often!!!!

Here i go again...

2006-10-27T12:49:00.000+08:00

I'm finally back to blogging... after months of strenuous "studying"! I would like to apologize and thank the people from the tagboard who insisted that i should update my blog!!!
The final year examinations have come to an end already! But staying at home for the holidays is going to be dreadful... arghh! I hate boredom!!! I like doing constructive things...
Well, now i get to choose my subject combination for 2007!!! Yupp, i did well enough to qualify for 8-subjects... So i will most probably select VS2A (triple science and geography elective) since my unconditional love for biology(for some reason) and my dear geography is leagues better than my history and literature!!! All hail geography!!! Hopefully my results will get me into the class(which almost everyone wants)! Very typical choice of Victorians + VS Choir-ians! Seniors influence many... that's what i think..
I am still praying to the sun, moon, sky, stars and so on........ to help me prevent and eliminate those whom i don't really adore from applying for VS2A!!! Pls,pls,pls..... throw them into 7-subjects..

Here are my results:

English Language 75 A1 unexpectedly lucky
Higher Chinese 60 B4 luck-less
Mathematics 76 A1 crazily lucky
Science 84 A1 out-of-this-world lucky
Geography 85 A1 very lucky
History 71 A2 moderately lucky
Literature 66 B3 quite lucky
DNT 80 A1 awfully lucky
Home Economics 82 A1 horribly lucky
Visual Arts 84 A1 artistically lucky

Percentage: 76.3 Lucky?

The past 2 days after school hours were spent in the IT Lab. FINANCIAL LITERACY... For those of you who did not attend, i am sorry to say that you missed out on soooo much(nonsense)!!! The course was sort of boring at first when the facilitator(who was mean towards us) was explaining different terminologies to the whole 29 of us who looked extremely dazed and lost... but the level of excitement increased gradually when he told us that we were going to play a game! Although the game was generally fun, it was quite meaningless and kind of stupid as it depended mostly on luck. The whole objective was almost completely warped. It was supposed to simulate real life! What has happened had already happened. I joined the course in hopes of improving my monetary knowledge and it only helped me achieve a little wedge of it... oh well...
Next week i will be leading my budding student ambassadors to get pumped for the up and coming VS Open House on 18 November! I interacted with the 2 i'm being in charge of and they seemed a little confident-less. This has to be rectified and immediately cured first thing on tuesday morning! Leading people is soooo fun!
Once again i have to thank those who spurred me on. Thanks a whole lot!

*I have to thank my good friend Moses for being the bestest friend in the whole wide world! Thanks so much for the e-card and have lots of fun and peace in the VIP!

reuby

H3 PE :(

12 Days of Ris-Mas!!!!

JC2 TMR!!

H3... 2...1.... BOOMZ!

*SIGH*

I'M BACK!!

VJC & BEYOND!!!

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